IVAN
PUNCH LINES
SURPRISING SINGERS
WORKING ON THE RAILROAD
CHEMISTRY
200
'In this Dostoyevsky novel, Ivan is the atheistic intellectual of the 4 sons'
"The Brothers Karamazov"
200
'Completes Punch's 1855 quip "What is matter? Never mind. What is mind? No" this'
Matter
200
'Amy Irving provided the sexy singing voice of Jessica Rabbit for this 1988 film'
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
200
'The person in this post supervises the train crew & collects fares'
Conductor
200
'You can isolate about 1 gram of this element, Ra, out of several tons of pitchblende'
Radium
400
'Ivan was the middle name of this astronaut, Virgil was his first, but most people called him "Gus"'
Gus Grissom
400
'In 1845 it was Punch's unromantic one-word "advice to persons about to marry"'
"Don\'t"
400
'His 1987 album "The Return of Bruno" didn't "Die Hard" -- it hit No. 14 on the pop charts'
Bruce Willis
400
'This term for porters came from their colorful headgear'
Redcaps
400
'In the 1700s Georg Ernst Stahl coined the Phlogiston Theory, that a form of burning caused this on iron'
Rust
600
'As director of "Twins" & "Kindergarten Cop", he told Arnold Schwarzenegger what to do'
Ivan Reitman
600
'The final issue showed a gravestone inscribed "Mr. Punch, 1841-1992 Not As" this "As He Used to Be"'
Alive
600
'This Norwegian best-known for Ingmar Bergman films starred in the 1979 Broadway musical "I Remember Mama"'
Liv Ullmann
600
'It's a firebox feeder, an apprentice to the engineer, or a famous Bram'
Stoker
600
'A free radical is an atom or molecule that has an odd number of these'
Electrons
800
'In a 1985 book he called Arbitrage "Wall Street's best kept money-making secret"'
Ivan Boesky
800
'A sexually confused Punch quote tells us "Our best men are dead!... Tennyson," & this "Adam Bede" author'
George Eliot
800
'She sang harmony on her husband Richie Sambora's 1998 album "Undiscovered Soul"'
Heather Locklear
800
'A track inspector, whether or not he's from Wichita'
Lineman
800
'Lithium reacts with this common substance to form lithium hydroxide'
Water
1000
'Before the revolution, he was appointed director of the physiology dept. at the Inst. of Experimental Medicine'
Ivan Pavlov
1000
'From Victorian times comes the quote "It's worse than wicked, my dear, it's" this synonym for low-class'
Vulgar
1000
'"Young Love" was a No. 1 hit in 1957 for this blond heartthrob who shares his first name with a diet soft drink'
Tab Hunter
1000
'A pin puller operates these in the yard, to shunt cars from one track to another'
Switchovers
1000
'Bromine & chlorine are in a group of elements known by this name, from the Greek for "salt-forming"'
Halogens
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