JOE-POURRI
HAIR DON'TS
ANAGRAMMED COUNTRIES
CHURCH & STATE
NONPOTENT POTABLES
200
'In '38 Joe Shuster & Jerry Siegel created this guy who could fly but was somehow unrecognizable wearing glasses'
Superman
200
'Don't go out in winter with hair in this condition -- you won't actually catch cold, but Mom will worry'
wet hair
200
'In South America:
Ant in gear'
Argentina
200
'This state boasts one of the USA's oldest cathedrals, Baltimore's Basilica of the Assumption'
Maryland
200
'A black & white is a chocolate soda with this flavor ice cream'
vanilla
400
'Though Grolier's Encyclopedia refers to him as "intellectually unimpressive", he ruled the USSR from 1929 to 1953'
Joseph Stalin
400
'Be careful not to fry your hair with the newer models of these, which can range up to around 2,000 watts'
hair dryers
400
'In Europe:
Old pan'
Poland
400
'In 2000 2 men were indicted for a 1963 church bombing in Birmingham in this state'
Alabama
400
'It's been America's bestselling name brand vegetable juice for over 50 years'
V-8
600
'The middle name of this Hall of Fame Celtics player & ex-Pacers coach is not Joseph, just Joe'
Larry Bird
600
'Rhyming term for the condition of your coiffure right after a night's sleep'
bed head
600
'In Africa:
No gala'
Angola
600
'City Methodist in this state's city of Gary, built for over $1 million in 1926, stands empty & needs restoration'
Indiana
600
'This cola is named for an enzyme that aids in digestion'
Pepsi
800
'A song asks, "Where have you gone," this N.Y. Yankee, "a nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo, woo, woo"'
Joe DiMaggio
800
'An adjective for dry, untamable hair, it sounds just like a Lenny Kravitz song title'
fly away
800
'In Asia:
Giant ash fan'
Afghanistan
800
'The Old North Church, a beacon to worshippers since 1723, is in this state'
Massachusetts
800
'Roy Allen formed a partnership with Frank Wright & began using this name for root beer in 1922'
A&W
1000
'"Closing Time" was his 1994 sequel to "Catch-22"'
Joseph Heller
1000
'This actress' severe trim was blamed for "Felicity"'s declining ratings'
Keri Russell
1000
'In Central America:
Agate maul'
Guatemala
1000
'On the site of a church destroyed in the Pueblo Revolt, St. Francis Cathedral is in this state'
New Mexico
1000
'The girl seen here represented this juice brand'
Tropicana
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