4-LETTER VERBS
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW
FAST FOOD HAIKU
PRODUCT PLACEMENT
2001 U.S. STAMPS
200
'According to the title of a 1992 film "White Men Can't" do this'
Jump
200
'As this man "Was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the son of man be...in...the Earth"'
Jonah
200
'No more chihuahua/
but Gorditas & tacos/
Chalupa Supreme'
Taco Bell
200
'Austin Powers' warning "Get your hands off my Heinie, baby" referred to this beer'
Heineken
200
'Cost of the 2001 stamp seen here'
34 cents
400
'TV game show host Martindale'
Wink
400
'"If a man have" 100 of these & one "be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine" to seek the stray?'
Sheep
400
'Sourdough or jumbo/
Ultimate Cheeseburger too/
Fajita Pita'
Jack in the Box
400
'In 2000's "Hamlet", Ethan Hawke soliloquizes in one of this chain's video stores'
Blockbuster
400
'The Nobel Prize 1901-2001 stamp is a joint issue of the U.S. & this country'
Sweden
600
'This animal verb means to down your food voraciously'
Wolf
600
'"Suffer" these, "and forbid them not, to come unto me"'
Little children
600
'Grand Slam, Denver Slam/
French Slam, Slim Slam, Shamrock Slam/
Dagwood Breakfast Slam'
Denny\'s
600
'Sales for these candies rocketed after being featured in "E.T."'
Reese\'s Pieces
600
'On the Love-Letters series, the bud of this flower is the "O" in the word love'
Rose
800
'What a barber does, or the "joint" in which he overcharges for the service'
Clip
800
'"If thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out...if" this "offend thee, cut it off"'
Right hand
800
'Sandwiches & wraps/
seven with 6-grams of fat/
6-inch or footlong'
Subway
800
'Business for these sunglasses wasn't risky after Tom Cruise wore them in "Risky Business"'
Ray-Ban
800
'1 of the 2 Rockwells with works featured in the American Illustrators series'
Norman Rockwell or Rockwell Kent
1000
'A housewife might do it to the mantle; a forensic expert would do it to look for fingerprints'
Dust
1000
'In parables that bring business to dentists, "There shall be weeping and" this activity'
Gnashing of teeth
1000
'Ultimate deep dish/
hand tossed & crunchy thin crust/
Heatwave carriers'
Domino\'s
1000
'This company's Powerbook helps Jeff Goldblum save the planet in "Independence Day"'
Apple
1000
'The Chinese New Year stamp for 2001 features this animal set in grass-style calligraphy'
Snake/serpent (2001 being the year of the snake)
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