THE PLANETS
ACTOR-PLAYWRIGHTS
WHAT COULD SHE BE DOING IN THERE?
IF THEY MARRIED...
QUOTES FROM 2002
200
'This ringed planet is the farthest one from earth that can be seen with the naked eye'
Saturn
200
'20 years before "Murphy Brown", her play "The Freezer" was named one of "the Best Short Plays of 1968"'
Candice Bergen
200
'Giving herself a wavy look with a home one of these--if it doesn't work, she may not come out for days'
a permanent
200
'Frank Zappa's daughter thinks "Good Times" comic Jimmie is "Dy-no-mite!" & becomes this, like Buzz Aldrin'
Moon Walker
200
'After an all-night negotiation led to a settlement, Tom Glavine revealed, "There is no strike" in this sport'
baseball
400
'It's actually too small to influence other planets' orbits, the theory that led to its discovery'
Pluto
400
'Jason Miller wrote & starred in a 1997 play about this actor nicknamed "The Great Profile"'
John Barrymore
400
'Soothing her tired eyes with slices of this veggie that's popular in British tea sandwiches'
cucumbers
400
'Sen. Rodham Clinton conquers Sir Edmund who conquered Everest & becomes...'
Hillary Hillary
400
'After that pretzel incident, she said, "You will be glad to know the president is practicing safe snacks"'
Laura Bush
600
'With thick clouds reflecting lots of light, this planet was once known as Lucifer & Phosphorus'
Venus
600
'(Hi. I'm Paula Cale of Providence.) I originated the role of Suzanne in the play "Picasso at the Lapin Agile", written by this "wild & crazy guy"'
Steve Martin
600
'Improving her pedicure with this object made using ground corundum'
an emery board
600
'If actress Lange of "Peyton Place" turned on the "Heartlight" of singer Neil, she'd have this jewel of a name'
Hope Diamond
600
'A former senator from Tennessee, he quipped in 2002, "I am concerned about the economy. I was the first one laid off"'
Al Gore
800
'Astrologers say that when this "Planet of Communication" goes retrograde, stuff on Earth falls apart'
Mercury
800
'Now best remembered as a playwright, in his day he was famous for playing the ghost of Hamlet's father'
(himself) William Shakespeare
800
'Using a pumice stone to do this to her skin, from the Latin for "to strip leaves"'
exfoliating
800
'Ms. Khan, once the lead singer of Rufus, feels for Senator Trent & gets this sweet name'
Chaka Lott
800
'Prodded about possible insider trading, she remarked on national TV, "I want to focus on my salads"'
Martha Stewart
1000
'This planet's day is almost exactly the same as ours -- 24 hours, 37 minutes'
Mars
1000
'This British actress seen here based the heroine of her play "The Mandrake Root" on her mother, Rachel Kempson'
Lynn Redgrave
1000
'Using this Jergens brand's strips to clean out her pores -- I wouldn't go in right now'
Bioré
1000
'Ms. Frontiere, owner of the Rams, marries Lucrezia's brother Cesare & gets this rhyming name'
Georgia Borgia
1000
'Regarding Mick Jagger's knighthood, he scoffed, "It's a paltry honor... hold out for the Lordship, mate"'
(his partner) Keith Richards
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