YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
KOALA TIME
NEW HAMPSHIRE
ALL THAT JAZZ
RANKS & TITLES
200
'I wasn't surprised to see that overacting thespian eat the Smithfield type of this (he really is one, you know)'
a ham
200
'The Taronga Zoo in this Australian port city is famous for its koala walkabout exhibit'
Sydney
200
'How cool! In 1998 New Hampshire adopted this as its state sport'
skiing
200
'In 1957 this lady sang the blues, a song called "Fine And Mellow", on the CBS special "The World of Jazz"'
Billie Holiday
200
'If you have your heart set on being a lance corporal, this is the only U.S. armed service that offers that rank'
the Marines
400
'Gorge on these chocolate-&-peanut butter bars (or let them slip through your digits) & folks will call you this'
Butterfingers
400
'Of 6, 16, or 60 years, the closest to the average life expectancy of a koala'
16
400
'Speak up now if you know that a college in Nashua is named for this great New Hampshire orator'
Daniel Webster
400
'At age 6, Wynton Marsalis received his first trumpet from this New Orleans trumpeter known for "Cotton Candy"'
Al Hirt
400
'In 1841 Matthew Perry was promoted to this rank'
Commodore
600
'I couldn't believe it when I saw the boss eat a 20-lb. wheel of brie--that's why we gave him this title'
the Big Cheese
600
'In 1967 a talking koala became the spokesmarsupial for this airline'
Qantas
600
'New Hampshire's chief seaport, it was founded as Strawbery Banke in 1630'
Portsmouth
600
'Many of the TV generation know this jazz singer by her '70s ads that asked "Is it live or is it Memorex?"'
Ella Fitzgerald
600
'In 1875 Franz Ferdinand, future heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, inherited this title'
Archduke
800
'Hey, you! You with the long-lasting caramel sucker & the blond in the mink! Bet she calls you this!'
Sugar Daddy
800
'Like other marsupials, this is the term for a baby koala'
a joey
800
'In 2003 New Hampshirites were stunned as this stony landmark of theirs just crumbled away'
the Old Man of the Mountain
800
'Albums by this guitarist include "A Day in the Life" & "Movin' Wes"'
Wes Montgomery
800
'The wife of a reigning monarch is referred to as the Queen this'
Consort
1000
'You're such a grouch! For your June 25th birthday I'm serving you this, the symbol of your zodiac sign'
a crab
1000
'The word koala comes from the language of the Australian natives & means "animal that doesn't" do this'
drink
1000
'In 1944 this resort area in the White Mountains was the site of an important U.N. monetary conference'
Bretton Woods
1000
'In 1977 this saxophonist for the Dave Brubeck Quartet was elected to the Downbeat Magazine hall of fame'
Paul Desmond
1000
'Inheriting property & title from her deceased husband made Tz'u-hsi of China this kind of Empress'
Dowager
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