'A type of cricket that mainly lives underground is named for this tiny-eyed mammal'
a mole
400
'A 1952 military coup forced the abdication of Farouk I, the last king of this African country'
Egypt
600
'(Edward Albee reads the clue.) The new Broadway production of my play "Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf?" stars Bill Irwin & Kathleen Turner as this fun-loving couple'
George & Martha
600
'Procter & Gamble think this company they're buying, "G", won't "shave" any profits off its balance sheet'
Gillette
600
'Women went wild for red La Perla lingerie after Marcia Cross revelaed it under her fur coat on this series'
Desperate Housewives
600
'The male redback type of this creature, 1/3 the size of the female, dies happy if you know what I mean'
a spider
600
'In 1886 this "Mad" Bavarian King was declared insane; he drowned a few days later'
Ludwig (II)
800
'Brother Julian is ensnared by Miss Alice in this 1964 play that Albee called a "metaphysical melodrama"'
Tiny Alice
800
'If you have a "Q", just call this Baby Bell'
Qwest
800
'This whimsical talk-show host loves to give out donkey cigarette dispensers, & you can buy them on her website'
Ellen DeGeneres
800
'Newborn gazelles are a favorite prey of the black-backed species of this canine'
the jackal
800
'The IV king of this name (following the Norman Conquest) brought the House of York to England's throne'
Edward
1000
'(Edward Albee reads the clue.) In my Tony-winning 2002 play, a family is torn asunder by the husband's pastoral passion for one of these farm animals'
a goat
1000
'"C", this financial services company, brought Smith Barney under its umbrella'
Citigroup
1000
'If you crave the cuisine made by this bubbly chef, check out her "30-Minute Meals" cookbooks'
Rachael Ray
1000
'One of Gerald Durell's nature books is called "Catch Me" this type of monkey, seen here'
a colobus
1000
'He's the last king of France whose reign straddled 2 centuries'