I'LL GIVE YOU MY IMPRESSIONS
DE-ELECTABLE
SHOPPING SPREE
WHO WROTE IT?
"HIGH" ANXIETY
200
'"I was elected in 2003 & I am sure I can bench press more than all the other governors combined"'
Arnold Schwarzenegger
200
'Ann Richards lost her job as governor to this part-owner of the Texas Rangers'
George W. Bush
200
'If you're into vegan shoes, you'll go hyperdrive for the designs of this Padme portrayer'
Natalie Portman
200
'"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed"'
Martin Luther King, Jr.
200
'Baby seat with a feeding tray'
a high chair
400
'"I started life as Anakin Skywalker & yes, Luke, I am your father!"'
Darth Vader
400
'The term "Reagan Democrats" came into pundit parlance after his loss in the 1980 presidential election'
Jimmy Carter
400
'You don't have to be of legal drinking age to shop at this store that sells the Heritage 1981 brand'
Forever 21
400
'A "savage journey" titled "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"'
Hunter S. Thompson
400
'Sneakers that lace up to the ankle'
high tops
600
'"Dudes! So, as Neo, if I die in 'The Matrix
Keanu Reeves
600
'Like his son, he served only one term as U.S. president'
John Adams
600
'Buy your next pair of insane kicks from a faux referee at this store started by Woolworth's'
Foot Locker
600
'"Le Comte de Monte Cristo", un roman passionant'
(Alexandre) Dumas
600
'It's the sporting event you're competing in if you perform a Fosbury flop'
the high jump
800
'"Yeah, baby! Mike Myers has played me, a British spy, in 3 shagadelic movies"'
Austin Powers
800
'This president flushed himself from office after "Plumbers" broke open a torrent at Watergate'
Richard Nixon
800
'If you want to go cas, fly to this store whose name means "air mail" in French'
Aeropostale
800
'A trilogy set in Alagaesia'
Christopher Paolini
800
'Avast! Our vessel has been left aground in this 3-word condition'
high and dry
1000
'Herbert Hoover went into a great depression when he lost to this man in 1932'
FDR
1000
'Hello Kitty is the star character & corporate symbol of this gift store'
Sanrio
1000
'A poem called "The Lady of Shalott"'
Tennyson
1000
'On meeting Prince Charles, first address him with this 3-word phrase'
Your Royal Highness
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