'This Stephen King novel says, "There was a clown in the stormdrain ... it was a clown, like in the circus or on TV"'
"It"
200
'Catskill State Park'
New York
200
'(Dan Patrick reads the clue from his studio) In 1984, the 48 touchdown passes by this Dolphin quarterback obliterated the old single season record of 36 held by Y.A. Tittle & George Blanda'
Dan Marino
200
'Broth'
a throb
200
'These "kids" from Babyland General Hospital came with a birth certificate & adoption papers'
Cabbage Patch Kids
400
'In 1542 this daughter of Mary of Guise became the Queen of the Scots'
'President John Tyler was the son of Mary Armistead & this governor'
John Tyler
600
'Myles Standish State Park'
Massachusetts
600
'(Dan Patrick reads the clue from his studio) I'm often confused with this Indy car driver who had 5 top 5 finishes in 2009, including 3rd at the Indy 500; it must be the hair'
Danica Patrick
600
'To lance air'
laceration
600
'The sticky, octopus-shaped toys called "wacky" these slowly descended when hurled at an upright surface'
Wacky Wall Walkers
800
'Chevron's red & blue logo is this heraldic shape, meant to convey rank & service'
'Thesecharacters were created in Belgium way back in 1958, but hit it big in the U.S. in the 1980s'
the Smurfs
1000
'In Dutch, this royal was known as Willem Hendrik, Prins van Oranje'
William of Orange
1000
'Tippecanoe River State Park'
Indiana
1000
'(Dan Patrick reads the clue from his studio.) This decathlete got top billing over "Dave" in a '92 ad campaign but didn't make the Olympic team; 4 years later, he won gold'
Dan O\'Brien
1000
'Wet gin'
a twinge
1000
'This 5-letter word preceded "boppers" or "bobbers" in the name of novelty bobbing antennas that you wore on your head'