ANIMAL TYPES
AN ABBREVIATED STORY
GERMAN CHANCELLORS SINCE WWII
NBA FINALS MVP
STOP THAT RACKET!
200
'Belted Galloway &
Polled Hereford'
a cow (cattle)
200
'My friend was having a party; he said come on over & BYOB'
bring your own beer
200
'From 1949 to 1963 Konrad Adenauer served as the first chancellor of this country'
West Germany
200
'2009:
This Laker who averaged 32.4 points per game'
Kobe Bryant
200
'In 1973 the Supreme Court ruled Burbank couldn't stop airport noise, which is regulated by this administration'
the FAA
400
'Sumatran &
greater one-horned'
a rhinoceros
400
'At the party I impressed a beautiful woman by fibbing & telling her I worked for the CBO, this U.S. Govt. office'
the Congressional Budget Office
400
'Church not being so separate from state in Germany, Angela Merkel is part of the CDU, "C" standing for this'
Christian
400
'2011:
This 7-footer whose career has taken him from Deutschland to Big D'
Dirk Nowitzki
400
'If I don't get some sleep, I'm going to pull this electric device right out from under you'
an amplifier
600
'Hoffmann's two-toed &
brown-throated three-toed'
a sloth
600
'When she said she wanted to go someplace nice, I headed straight for the ATM & typed in my PIN, this'
personal identification number
600
'As chancellor from 1982 to 1998, Helmut Kohl presided over the reunification of Germany in this year'
1990
600
'2000, 2001 & 2002:
This Laker was the big everything, averaging a double-double for each series'
Shaquille O\'Neal (The Shaq)
600
'On stage, the noise of this from the audience prompted John Barrymore to throw them a fish & say, "Here, you walruses!"'
coughing
800
'Mourning &
Seychelles turtle'
doves
800
'It seemed like she bought my wild story about surviving an attack from an RPG, this'
a rocket-propelled grenade
800
'Gerhard Schroder, Chancellor from 1998 to 2005, deployed German troops to this 250,000-square-mile Asian country'
Afghanistan
800
'1984:
This Celtic; averaging 27 points, 14 rebounds, 3 assists & 2 steals per game gets one MVP status'
Larry Byrd
800
'A gragger is supposed to be used to make noise when the name of the villain Haman is read on this Jewish holiday'
Purim
1000
'Parnassian &
Gossamer-winged'
butterflies
1000
'She kissed me on the cheek, gave me her phone number & walked away; needless to say, I soon needed CPR, this!'
cardiopulmonary resuscitation
1000
'Chancellor from 1974 to 1982, Helmut Schmidt earned this high German military medal during WWII'
the Iron Cross
1000
'1994 & 1995:
This Nigerian completed 2 "dream" seasons with MVP honors'
Hakeem Olajuwon
1000
'Hearing that the U.S. assailed prisoners with music by this band of his, Lars Ulrich said Venom would have been better'
Metallica
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