Embarrassing Moments
Emilie assumed her classmate with a speech impediment was this nationality.
What is Australian?
This swim team slang for "Jiminy Crickets!" has caught Emilie a lot of flack with her Minneapolis friends.
What is "Jeepers Crimeny"?
This three-toed slowpoke is freaky AF because of its talons and moss-growing abilities.
What is a sloth?
Emilie and this friend considered themselves the Lesbian Moms of the boys swim team.
Who is Alicia Niblock?
This is my favorite meal of the day.
What is breakfast?
This shortened phrase makes Isaiah Ogren deeply "uncomfortable."
What is "uncomfy"?
As a child, Emilie was sure this demented doll would chase her through the dark Adams School Hallways.
Who is Chucky?
This mutual male friend protected Emilie once while she peed in someone's backyard.
Who is Andrew Ching?
Not one to follow the crowd (who are we kidding - she totally is), Emilie prefers to dip her french fries in this condiment.
What is hot sauce?
This high up ISD 544 administrator laughed as Emilie fell face first down the bleachers at a basketball game.
Who is Jerry P. Ness?
This term, meaning crazy, was what Emilie was voted the "most" of in Anna's original TikTok.
What is "crackhead"?
Emilie has dreams about losing these body parts weekly.
What are teeth?
This wild pal convinced Emilie it would be funny to throw Anna's pajamas into the toilet during elementary school.
Who is Casey Daughtry?
Along with high school sweethearts and most likely to become President, Emilie won this less-than-flattering superlative in her senior yearbook.
What is Most Likely to Walk into a Glass Door?
This catchy early 2000s tune is requested as Emilie's performance every time she is drunk.
What is Cascada's "Everytime We Touch"?
This word has many meanings: a measurement of time, moving from one place to another, or even a catchy tune.
What is "bop"?
After a somewhat too early introduction to crime tv (I'm looking at you Criminal Minds), Emilie has always been afraid of waking up to this.
What is a home intruder or murderer?
With this middle school bestie, Emilie dressed up as a boy and walked to Taylor Georgeson's house to try and sell him "Big League Chew".
Who is Georgia Wagnild?
Emilie regrets this heavy handed makeup trend from middle school the most.
What is eyeliner?
Emilie peed her pants in this grade.
What is kindergarten or third grade? (either answer is correct)
This phrase is used when I have a particularly exciting story of tidbit of information to share.
What is "ok so do you wanna know something"?
This literary anthology was a childhood guilty pleasure of Emilie's, but it kept her up at night.
What is Alvin Schwarz's "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"?
It was with this pal Emilie realized "diving dock" is NOT common lake life verbiage.
Who is Dalton Mouritsen?
A college student with Chanel taste on a Walmart budget, Emilie's perfume is this luxury brand?
What is Giorgio Armani?