TRUE OR FALSE
Sandy loves Jack more than anyone (except my beautiful mommy)
TRUE
stupid bella
Who is Snug's favorite dog?
YOWIE!!!
what model is lukes car?
g37x or something idk luke should get this one
I'm a cowboy, one a steel horse I ride
_'_ ______ ____ __ _____
I'm a cowboy, one a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive.
on average, how many sentences does it take to make bella laugh?
MULTIPLE CHOICE
In what state do you need a license to hunt unicorns?
a. Delaware
b. California
c. Michigan
d. South Dakota
c. Michigan
Lake Superior State University in Michigan actually offers a unicorn hunting license.
What color are Snug's toenails?
GREEN
stupid bella and luke dont know because they never massage her feet!
what is jack saving up for?
a COMPUTER (please donate i need money)
No one to talk with
All by myself
No one to walk with
But I'm happy on the shelf
Ain't misbehavin'
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No one to talk with
All by myself
No one to walk with
But I'm happy on the shelf
Ain't misbehavin'
Savin' my love for you, for you, for you, for you
Who is jacks favorite dog? (hint: this dog's favorite human is jack)
SANDY BABAY
MULTIPLE CHOICE
Which has the lowest acceptance rate?
a. McDonalds
b. Harvard.
c. Yale
d. Walmart
d. Walmart
Surprisingly, Walmart has the lowest acceptance rate, being 2.6%. Harvard comes in second with a 4.5% acceptance rate.
What pattern are snugs pants?
POLKA DOT
HAHA MORE POINT OPPURTUNITY TO SPICE IT UP
#1 answer - 600 points
#2 answer - 500 points
#3 answer - 400 points
other acceptable answer - 300 points (normal amount)
everything else - 0 points
Depending on points:
1. make jacks famous soup! 600 points
2. be cute (almost always) 500 points
3. buy me food! 400 points
other acceptable answer - 300 points (normal amount)
Even floooooooooow
________ _____ ____ __________
Oh he don't know
__ __ ______ ____ ____
Even floooooooooow
Thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh he don't know
So he chases them away
Does jack have a broken bracket?
YES :(
TRUE OR FALSE
In some parts of Texas, it is illegal to cuss in front of a dead person.
TRUE.
Who did snug want to help make cookies?
BABY D
Why was bella upset about her nails at grandpas house?
BECAUSE THE WHITE MESSED UP BECAUSE SHES DUMB (good job bella for getting the points)
FROM A SONG
And you can wave to all of your friends
And I'll never leave you again
_____ ___ _____, _____ ___ ____ ____ ____
__, _ _____ ___ _ ____
I've been gone, but you're still my lady and
_ ____ ___ __ ____.
Extra 200 points to person who names song and artist.
And you can wave to all of your friends
And I'll never leave you again
Would you write, would you call back baby
If, I wrote you a song
I've been gone, but you're still my lady and
I need you at home.
from Flapper Girl by Lumineers
What great idea did i think of while we wrere at church?
THE BSSM (BRawl stars small group; you all are welcome to join)
MUTLIPLE CHOICE
How many spider monkeys have been sent in space?
a. 0
b. 2
c. 5
d. YOU are a monkey
a. 0
Did you actually think this was real?
Note: if anyone chose letter d, they will get 200 points.
For 500 points, how many points does mommy currently have?
idk we'll see
What beverage was D drinking late last night?
WHISKEY (BAD BOY!!)
Alabama, Arkansas
I do love my Ma and Pa
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Well holy moly, me oh my
You're the apple of my eye
____, _'__ _____ _____ ___ ____ ___
Name song and artist for 200 points.
Alabama, Arkansas
I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you.
Well holy moly, me oh my
You're the apple of my eye
Girl, I've never loved one like you.
Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
who is going to give jack money for computer????
whoever answers this owes me at least $5