Once Upon a Time
I was born here.
What is Dallas, Texas?
I'm not doing this but probably should.
What is therapy?
My favorite song of all time.
And We Danced by Macklemore
I have inconvenient timing when it comes to this...
What is pooping?
The age when I first smoked weed.
What is 15 years old?
What is a hobo?
I have legally & officially done this 4 times.
What is officiated a marriage?
My first job.
What is selling cotton candy at the County Fair at 14 years old?
I fell into a creek on purpose for this reason.
What is hiding the fact he peed his pants in the 2nd grade?
What is asking my friend who was a Marine and Veteran of Iraq Veteran to punch me in the face while I was drunk?
An ingredient I once got so high, I microwaved it.
What is all-purpose flour?