Celebri-TEA
The celeb that Jackie scared at The Met last year
Jack Harlow
Jackie's most hated invasive plant
Ice plant
the skiiiiniest jacksooooon
Michael Jackson
"Joe Pesci? I hardly know he!"
Home Alone (1990)
Which OSL 2025 act featured Jackie on their IG
Vampire Weekend
This famed politician is related to Jackie
Zohran Mamdani
What Costco item did Jackie buy Nida in 2024 that she panic texted about because they took it off of Instacart?
Kirkland Popcorn (speaking of which I just ran out)
This recently divorced frontman and producer
Jack Antonoff
'Get rid of Makhija from your name and use Kumar, Kapoor, or Khanna.' This is why representation matters!!!!!"
Om Shanti Om (2007)
Jackie's iNaturalist account claims to be a hate account for which of her SB friends
José
The Republican politician that took a selfie the Jackie
Paul Ryan
Nida, Jackie, and Anton all have the same hairdresser - What is her name?
Rosa
This nursery rhyme nepo duo has some major skill issues
Jack and Jill
"Going dark brown to platinum blonde is NOT a simple hair treatment!!!!"
Vertigo (1958)
In 2012, what California Junior Scholarship Federation board position did Jackie hold
Vice President
Jackie threatened this hippophile athlete after allegedly cheating on his girlfriend
Klay Thompson
Jackie's proposition chicken order
Chicken strips with regular ranch and extra carrots and celery. Sage potato chips. Lemonade
Eats in an a line skirt, also eats sheet metal allegedly
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
"Jack Black"
The Holiday (2006)
Which indie frontman did Jackie have a tumblr stan account for?
Ezra Koenig
The religious figure Jackie accused Nida of killing after her trip to Rome
The Pope / Pope Francis
Jackie's License Plate Number
7HCC042
In what was probably a Title IX violation, this student in a 2012 sketch had the immigrant experience in having to correct their teacher
Jay-Quellin
"I came twice. ( I saw it in theaters twice in 24 hours)"
Challengers (2024)
What rating did Jackie give all three Enola Holmes movies on Letterboxd
3.5 stats