Life and times
This is the number of years Jack has been with Genny (Allen)
10 years (2015= peak jack, downhill from there)
As an advocate for equity and inclusion, Jack empathizes with the people of this nation and their tiny villages
Ethiopia
Name of the institution jack received his advanced degree in that he not once set foot in
Georgia tech
Jack was infamously accused of committing this crime in the wootton parking lot
Donuts
In arguably his top achievements, Jack has built a monument to this man in minecraft
Thanos
This apartment complex multicorporation specializes in mold cultivation and untimely displacement of its residents
Bozzuto
Jack's origin story began as a pizza man at the legendary grotto's pizza. What other notable company alumni also worked here, who went on to achieve noted fame on camsoda (TM)?
Olivia Martucci
This former roommate and published author notoriously did not do the dishes
Merhzad RR Van Gieson
As pictured in jacks favorite youtube cinema, two men are sailing off the edge of a cliff, when the second man says this phrase
It do go down
Jack's hampsterwings minecraft account was taken from this man, 5 foot 4 out of robert frost middle school with a professional record of 0-5
wesley kramer
The Saylor Trailer at the beach is located at what totally not racist street?
What is South Croppers Circle
During Jack's employ in defense contracting, this co worker leaked secrets to russia which may or may not have led to today's DEY policies as we know it
Edward Snowden
This man, who would later go on to defend America and justice as we know it began his own education at the same preschool as Jack
Matt Remson
This blue haired man and accomplished musician is a cousin of Jack
Brecreation
DAILY DOUBLE
108
The name of the vehicle where jack drives 7 miles per hour or 80 but not in between
Wuhan wagon
DAILY DOUBLE 2
Larry Ellison, china
To Jacks dismay, this man would set 5 alarms for 5 in the morning to wake up and pray (for Jack's sleep schedule downfall.) This event would later trigger Jack's transfer to the University of Maryland (real one)
Saad Abbasi
This is Jacks pizza order at Manoli canolis
large with everything on it
This feline often resides at the saylor thornburn (thorn in my side) residence
charlotte
Jack spent many years toiling away as a man scout. What was his eagle scout project?
Planting trees
This "product manager" regularly appears in Jack's dream sequences, where he asks Jack what percent complete he is of counting sheep
Rishy
Jack was famously a member (not officer or any position of importance) of this association at Wootton high school (banned)
Rubiks cube club
This former Jack roommate once ranked statewide in table tennis in the U18 group
George Nie
Jack shares a middle name with this legendary founding father
Hamilton