FAMOUS COUPLES
ACCORDING TO JOHN...
WEDDINGS
ALL ABOUT SUZ
JACKSONS
100
To take your own life for your husband or wife is surely a sign of true love. Their "untimely deaths" ultimately unite their feuding households.
Who are Romeo and Juliet
100
The party of my body suzys loves most
My chest hair
100
Suzy is pairing her wedding dress with this designer's shoes
Christian Louboutin
100
You know Suzys drunk when..
Eyes don't focus (she looks to the left) and doesn't make eye contact
100
An American Idol judge.
Randy Jackson
200
Her wedding to Jason Allen Alexander may be the record-holder for shortest celebrity marriage
Who is Brittney Spears
200
I like when suzy wears...
Spandex
200
The average cost of an American wedding today
$25,000
200
You know Suz is ready to leave when...
She says "i want to go home and watch ID/snuggle with Axl"
200
He had a chimp named Bubbles
Michael Jackson
300
They married in 1982, and she managed his career thereafter. They have had one of the longest, most successful marriages in music history. The couple dealt with drug use, physical violence, and cancer. They have three children and even a reality television show.
Who are the Ozzbornes
300
The year we will have our first child
2011
300
In China, it is traditional for brides to wear this color
Red
300
You know Suzy is ready to spend money when...
She claps her hands in front of her face and gets excited
300
A famous baseball and football player
Bo Jackson
400
Few couples understand sacrifice quite like this Greek pair. War takes him away shortly after his marriage to Penelope. They are equally devoted, but he refused a beautiful sorceress's offer of everlasting love and eternal youth, so that he might return home to his wife and son. Take a cue from Homer, and remember that true love is worth waiting for
Who is Oddyseus
400
The name of our first child
John Smith Sullivan "Smith", or Jemma
400
This is the largest diamond mining company in the world.
De Beers
400
You know Suzy thinks I'm lying when...
She says "Are you serious?"
400
By the late 1940s he had developed a process for which he became famous, dripping paint onto flat canvasses to form abstract expressions of "unconscious imagery."
Jackson Pollock
500
Although he was once engaged to Anne Coleman, he is the only president that never married.
Who is James Buchanan
500
Everyone is allowed one celebrity crush, suzys is a professional athelete
Who is Alexander Scarsguard
500
When she married Donald Trump, supermodel Melania Knauss wore a $100,000 gown by what designer?
Dior
500
You know Suzy has her period when...
She tells me
500
A US senator from Tennissee and 7th president of the United States
Andrew Jackson
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