Jake
Favorite Christmas Movie
Die Hard!! If you argue that this isn’t a Christmas movie.. prepare to die, hard.
What is my 1 Rep Squat Max?
295lbs.. did it have “Rhodes depth” … probably not :(
Who is my favorite artist?
Me, Myself, and I.. Best Snapchat artist of all time. Nah I’m kidding it’s definitely my Grandma.
Am I The Best Tennis Player?
Obviously, “Idiots!!” - Ryan
Favorite Food
Cookies... c'mon now.. I’m known as the Cookie Monster! Although if you say any meal with a surplus of meat I’ll accept it.
Favorite Movie
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you get this wrong it “tis (not) but a scratch”
What song did we first dance to together?
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen?
Favorite Subject
Calculus. Unless I can count weights as a subject. But idk how to count, so ig I can’t :(
Favorite Sports Teams?
Blazers or Seahawks. Eli called me plastic, but whichever team is doing better between the two.
What instrument did I play
Alto Saxophone. I hated it. Only stayed for the people.
Do I want to kill Ryan's Dog
No, Im just trying to make sure she’s not hungry. Okay fine maybe.. perhaps.
Favorite Restaurant in Canby
Wild Hare. #1 eye spy location.
Favorite Candy
Milky Way. It’s out of this world.
What Sports Have I Played Competitively? Bonus: What sports have I played for the longest?
Football (4 years), Basketball (4 years), Tennis (2.5 years)
Favorite Tool
Leatherman!! Eli’s up there though. But if you don’t have one.. idk how you are still alive. Also ig this would be a good name for a dog.. again don’t ask.
Favorite Car
Datsun 280Z 2+2.. I’ll own one eventually.
Favorite Song
Amari by J. Cole (when he goes co-ooo-ooold, I felt that.. it’s cold).
Who are "The Tofte Fellas"
Ryan, Eli, Will, and I. Best neighborHOOD gang in Canby.
Favorite Nickname For Jenna
DehydroJENNAtion... Jennaci...nvm... Jennabean... now it’s sunshine!!
Favorite Phrase
“I'm Tired... Wait I'm Jake”
Favorite Color
Sandstone!? (Red-Orange) I may have just decided this. Whatever color the leaves are in fall.
What's His Full Name
Jacob Marlowe Reierson de Jesus. Don’t ask, idk.
When is my Birthday
July 2nd, 2004.. the fireworks are in my honor :)
Favorite Girl
Makenna.. but she hasn’t returned a call since Monday … I think she’s trying to be replaced.
Who's My Favorite Author
Ernest Hemingway. Simple is best.