DAD JOKES
What's longer, Forever or eternity?
Enternity, it has more letters
Jacob often says how these people lift his morale more than any other?
Ottos
Jacob and Ryan Howard shared this nickname
Big Piece
This is Jacob's second favorite high school football team
Garnett Valley
Jacob's high school number- the number of his cat's legs- his betting unit
61
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom
Because the P is silent
This person attended State College High and went on to become one of Jacob's favorite people
Matt Rhule
Who was Jacob's favorite teacher at Neshaminy
Mr. Capecci
This person tagged along consistently with Jacob to high school playoff games
Cory Joyce
The day of Jacob's birthday+ the number of teams in march madness field (excluding first 4)
78
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
You can see right through them
Chase Utley
Jacob consistently made this kid cry in CYO basketball. Hint: He lifted with the bundas for a time period
Vince Vitale
Josh Adams (ND and eagles) attended this High school
Josh Adams
People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget.....
-Maya Angelou
how you made them feel
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
No, son
When asked when the process will be complete, this person said, "we'll all know"
Sam Hinkie
Jacob did a group project with this kid after he got arrested for robbing someone at gun point?
Corey Mcgarry
Troy Vincent, executive VP of football operations, went to this local high school
Pennsbury
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss....
You'll land amongst the stars
How do you make holy water?
Burn the hell out of it
Besides Remember the Titans, one of Jacob's favorite movies
Quote, "Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met"
Armaggedon
What is the biggest fish Jacob has ever caught?
Sting ray
Craig Reynolds attended this local high school
Abington
The year the Sixers last won a championship- The year the Phillies won their first championship
3