Jake's Places
Go Blue!
Jake's Hot Takes
Furry Friends
Phrases and Phases
100

This South American country was where Jake became fluent in Spanish after leaving his job in real estate

Argentina

100

This Miami Dolphin's fan is the namesake of the school for which Jake was the senior year graduation speaker

Who is Steven Ross?

100

Don't call him a Jersey boy! This Midwestern city quickly captured Jake's heart

Where is Chicago

100

This wagging tail is the furry friend that Jake lovingly calls "Chicken"

Who is Brie Valentine

100

No matter the time of day or how hard the day has been, Jake will use this catch phrase at some point in your conversation

What is "What a day"

200

This American city was where Jake spent a summer during his internship for Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Where is DC

200

This famous Jewish deli is an Ann Arbor staple

Zingerman's Deli

200

What hot take did Jake memorialize as a tattoo on his arm with the phrase "Amor Fati"?

People have no free will

200

While Jake may have strong opinions about her sister, his love for this cat with the DNA of a lion was true

Who is Sara

200

Jake's political beliefs may be hard to pin down at times because of how they change over time. This phase was marked most notably by his title as NJ State President for this political party

Jake's republican phase

300

Rain or shine, when Jake is visiting New York, you can count on the fact that he will always get his buzz on at this East Village coffee shop.

What is La Cabra?

300

This Central American country is where Jake studied abroad when he was an undergrad

Where is Costa Rica

300

Although two of his closest college friends played for the varsity team at Michigan, Jake will go on record saying this is "not a real sport"

What is soccer

300

The same day he needed stitches in his thumb from opening a can of tennis balls was the same day this furry friend got out and killed the neighbor's cat

Who is Chelsea

300

Break out the hair buzzers because "The Flow" would not have been allowed at this university, where Jake applied ED

What is the Naval Academy

400

This summer camp is where a popular young Jake Aronson received the nickname "Skippy" and was the second camper in history to be named to the Camp Hall of Fame

Timber Lake Camp

400

This coffee shop was Jake's go-to during his second stint atending Michigan for Law school

Where is Comet Coffee

400

Chicago might be the best city in Jake's eyes, but it will never have bagels quite like New York. What is the nickname Jake uses to call failed bagel attempts outside of the tri-state area?

Round Bread

400

His friend Julia is the proud mother of this furry friend, named after a table seasoning

Who is Pepper

400

During Jake's current phase committing to public defense, he fought for this man's release from prison after wrongful conviction

Who is Donyelle

500

Jake's a runner, he's a track star! Jake has run a marathon in these two cities

Where are New York and Chicago

500

Jake's favorite law school organization, the M Defenders, was started by this University of Michigan professor

Ann Primus

500

Everyone loves ice cream, but no one loves it quite like our Jake. This midwestern creamery reaches 18% butterfat content, which makes it Jake's favorite. 

What is Oberweis 

500

This Chicago celebrity was the subject Jake's largest Instagram obsession, and could be seen walking around River North... leash in mouth

Who is Sporty the Dog

500

Honest Abe has a place in Jake's heart AND on his body. This Abraham Lincoln quote is tattooed on Jake's torso in Hebrew letters

"With Malice toward none with charity for all" -Abe Lincoln

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