Second Grade Shenanigans
This was James, Erik, and David's teacher in second grade.
Who is Mrs. Nanni?
This is James' favorite NFL team.
Who are the Green Bay Packers?
This U.S. court case led to school desegregation.
What is Brown v. Board of Education?
Whether it's for late-night study sessions or hangouts with the boys, this beverage is James' drink of choice.
What is Cherry Coca-Cola?
Despite being the inspiration behind the Cereal Club Tier List, this was James' rank in the inaugural tier list.
What is A-tier?
James smuggled this illicit material into class, only to be discovered in embarrassing fashion.
What is Coca-Cola?
In order to make room in his busy schedule for football season, James had spotty attendance during his time in this 6th grade after-school activity.
What is Hebrew School?
James' strong academic standing was enabled by his participation in these 5 AP classes during his senior year.
What are:
AP English Literature and Composition;
AP Music Theory;
AP Physics A;
AP Calculus AB;
AP Comparative Government and Politics?
"Hi, I'd like to place an order!" The legendary "Party Pizza" dialogue took place while playing this video game.
What is Counter Strike: Global Offensive?
What is AP Counting?
This individual stole James' prized Wailord card, and has lived in infamy ever since.
Who is Jake Irwin?
James played this position on his middle-school football team (Which he was the captain of).
What is center?
This was James' GPA at the end of his high school career, which allowed him to become valedictorian.
What is 4.81?
James and Declan led a crusade against school cafeteria food during their time at CIS, where they emphasized the revolting (and sick-inducing) nature of this vegetable.
What are green beans?
First spoken by James, this two word joke has become iconic within both the Cereal Club and James' real-life social circle as a synonym for a blunder or miscue.
What is David David?
James stole this from Tony Nardi at the beginning of the year, only to later return it out of guilt.
What is a peanut eraser?
James' brother, Will, had an illustrious career as captain of the high school football team, where he played this position.
What is center?
This para was a frequent source of James' ire, and was nicknamed after a piece of artillery for her "explosive" temperament.
Who is Mrs. Howe (AKA The "Howe-itzer")?
This was James' first alcoholic beverage; Michael would be flattered.
What is Mike's Hard Lemonade?
James' status as the RNG God (and the crippling gambling addiction that followed) was sparked by the unboxing of this TF2 item.
What is an Australium Minigun?
This individual is James' best friend.
Who is ScottFalco?
In 1958, this player was traded from the Detroit Lions to the Pittsburgh Steelers. He claimed then that the Lions would ‘not win any games for the next 50 years.’ In the next half century, the Lions would scratch up the worst winning percentage of any NFL team.
Who is Bobby Layne?
Although James is a stickler for academic excellence, he does not have a perfect grades history; this class is the worst offender, and the class where James received his lowest grade in high school.
What is Art 9?
James was officially invited into the Cereal Club after joining Zachery for a joke involving this Overwatch character.
Who is Symmetra?
During the summer of 2018, James was mysteriously inactive in Cereal Club. Upon his return, he invited the Cereal Club mainstays into a private call, where those expecting a heartfelt discussion were shocked to find James streaming this game.
What is Beast Battle Simulator?