James Quirks
What does dad turn mom into every Christmas afternoon?
Book widow
Gave at home drug tests to how any sons?
2, Christian and Graham
Favorite type of lie?
Impossible to choose, lie of omission or commission
Why did James get lunch detention senior year of high school?
Friend from Latvia gave lunch lady an apple with F*ck carved into it
Daily noon routine?
Colin Cowherd
That's a great ___ for (destination)
Thoughts on hair dye?
"Can't grow it, don't show it"
What grade did James win Little League All-Star game MVP? Bonus for position
7th grade
Favorite donut?
Nutty
Favorite basketball coaching tip?
B.E.E.F.
God bless...
Hitch hiked to which olympics?
1980 Lake Placid NY
Favorite beer?
"If you don't have Miller Lite, your lightest one on draft"
Favorite punishment for kids?
Sentences
What does Jim do when driving to an unfamiliar place? *Act out*
Humming "dundada" while trying to figure out his next move
Where did his dad take him and his sista's to pizza on the weekends?
Red Devil Pizza
Go to uniform to work in the backyard?
Back brace, white beater, old khaki shorts
How many son's basketball games did he get thrown out of?
Countless
What does James say 30 minutes before leaving somewhere with his family?
"I'll be in the car"
Worked in a restaurant in what ski town?
Snowmass CO