Washington Senators
The Bluest Eye
Toni Morrison
This guy is definitely too famous for me to forget his name, but guess what, I do it all the time. He’s funny! I like him! He loves to be a hearthrob in a rom com, was on that sitcom that ran for five million years where he was married to the character who was an artist. He was even in a muppet movie. He looks nice. Who is he?
Jason Segel
Celebrity chef who is hard to beat makes an egg-based French dessert that rises. It's a....
Bobby Flay Souffle
The largest (non-continuous) ranch in the state of Texas employs its own historian, developed its own breed of cattle, and has a Ford truck named after it. What is its name?
King Ranch
1946-1973
Chicago Bears
Jane Eyre
Charlotte Bronte
Every single time I think this man is Zack Braff but he is not despite the fact that they look the same. This is the actor who is not Zack Braff who has an extremely popular podcast that I have never listened to and is married to the blonde lady from the show about death and philosophy. Whomst is this?
Dax Sheppard
If the Star of the 50 Shades of Gray franchise won a pageant from a midwest state
Miss Wisconsin Dakota Johnson
The Alamo was never meant to be a military outpost, much less the site of a famous lost battle. What was it originally constructed to be?
a church
1974
The Secret Life of Bees
Sue Monk Kidd
This actress was definitely on that show with the tagline that was everywhere about how we needed to save her. She was also on that show about country musicians. Upsettingly, the thing I remember her best for are the photos she took when pregnant in Hawaii with her heavyweight boxer now ex-husband. Who is she?
Hayden Panettiere
The face that launched a thousand ships pretending to be bashful and modest
Coy Helen of Troy
The only natural lake in the state of Texas (Lake Caddo) is shared with this other state
Louisiana
1985-1991
Minnesota North (now Dallas) Stars
The Voyage Out
Virginia Woolf
This dopey looking guy keeps getting nominated for Oscars even though he looks pretty young. He is always playing characters who are gay but I think he might be straight IRL? He was definitely one of the bad boyfriend in the Greta Gerwig movie set in San Diego but NOT the one who was also in the movie with Armie Hammer. Who is this man?
Lucas Hedges
The pieces of this company going “to the moon” because of Redditors this week and the countdown timer in basketball
GameStop Stock Shot Clock
The armadillo is the state small mammal of Texas. If you hold them upside down by their tails, they blow bubbles. But be careful, armadillos have been found to carry this disease
leprosy
1959
Jonah’s Gourd Vine
Zora Neale Hurston
Oh god. This woman. I know I should know her name because she is Demi Moore’s daughter and her dad is also famous. But which famous man is her dad? Idk. She was just on the Masked Singer, and was in that terrifying movie Sorority Row. 100% of the time when people say her name, I think they are talking about Rebel Wilson but they are not. I cannot help it. It is name blindness. Who is this?
Rumer Willis
What a vaccine against plastic orbs filled with helium would make you
Balloon Immune
At the state fair of Texas a giant cowboy waves howdy to you. His name is Big Tex and his hat is made by Stetson. After burning down a few years ago, Big Tex got fancy size 96 boots by this hallowed boot brand.
Lucchese