Full House
this is a recommendation that people always give you when you say you aren't feeling well
a. Drink lots of water!
b. don't tell mom the baby sitter is dead
c. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GET ANY REST
a. Drink lots of water
At midnight on New Year's Eve, couples everywhere do *this* as the clock hits midnight
a. HIGH FIVE
b. Kiss
C. file their joint tax returns
kiss
Ellen
A penny saved is a penny _____
a. Earned
b. in my pocket
c. Penelope
earned
Friends
A. Alex Trebek (RIP)
B. Stueve
C. Puff the magic dragon
B. STUEVE
A. sequins and dresses and formal wear
b. Leotards
C. red and purple hats
a. Sequins, dresses and formal wear
Tom Cruise
bite off more than you can _______
a. DIGEST
b. Greg
c. chew
C. Chew
Doug
Which of the following are common New Years resolutions?
a. world domination
b. joining a gym, eating a healthier diet, and getting good rest at night
c. again I say - world domination or nothing
b. joining a gym ;)
what percentage of Americans make New Years resolutions?
a. 70%
b. 45%
c. 1%
45%
Danny Devito
I am going on a wild goose ______
a. Run
B. Groan
c. Chase
Chase
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Which of the following is a quality pet?
a. Orangutan
b. Alligator
c. Jack Russel Terrier
C. Jack Russel Terrier
This many people typically flock to time's square in New York to watch the ball drop on New Years Eve
a. 10,000
b. 1 million
c. about 13
B! 1 million!
Emma Stone
a. Greg
b. chew
c. Rain
Boy Meets World
who is this?
a. Elmo
b. Greg's pet muppet
C. The next president of the United States of America
A. Elmo
The reason people eat peas / beans / legumes on New Years eve is because its said those items bring prosperity. This is because (apparently) beans:
a. look like coins and represent money
b. make you break wind
c. are magical and they make giant bean stalks that lead to golden geese who lay golden eggs
a. look like coins
Drew Barrymore
curiosity killed the ________
a. greg
b. Cat
c. Cow
b. cat
Indiana Jones
What is the best thing to eat on a cold snowy day?
a. Snow Cone
b. Warm Chicken Noodles
C. XXL big gulp milk shake
B. Warm chicken soup
This year, Greg's New Years resolution is:
a. To obtain a pet fish
b. lose some weight after going all out on Thanksgiving and Christmas Dinner
c. finish ONE task that he starts (keep those expectations low baby!)
C. finish one task that he starts
Angelina Jolie
like two _____ in a pod
a. purples
b. Peppers
c. Peas
C. Peas
National Treasure
the average American will do this 22 times a day.
a. Open their fridge
b. check the calendar to remind themselves of the relentless march of time
c. burp
A. Open their fridge
A. Identity theft (ITS NOT A JOKE, JIM!)
B. Vehicles
C. staplers / office supplies
B. vehicles (lock your doors guys!)
Will Ferrell
you can't make an omelette without breaking a few _____
a. Gregs
b. Necks
c. Eggs
C. Eggs
Moulin Rouge, Lady Marmalade / P!nk, Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Maya
Lord of the Rings
a. cheerios
b. Cheese
c. champagne
b. cheese
Many people on New Years eve make speeches at the parties they attend. they raise their glass and make one of these (it resembles something commonly done to bread)
a. Make a Toast
b. make a sandwich
c. Fry up some tortillas for fresh new year quesadillas
a. make a toast
Jack Black
the calm before the _______
a. Stew
b. Story
c. Storm
storm
Footloose
only 8% of homes in Afghanistan have one of these...
a. Front Door
b. Toilet
c. pet monkeys
b. toilet
It is a Spanish custom to eat 12 of these (no more no less) on New Years Eve
a. 12 bugs
b. 12 marbles
c. 12 grapes
12 grapes
Bart Simpson
when you don't feel well, you might say that you feel ______ the weather
a. over
B. inside
c. Under
Princess bride
The first webcam ever was used to watch what?
a. the cookies in the family cookie jar
b. a house that was assumed to be haunted but the family found out they had a cat coming in and out of their house every day
c. A coffee pot
a coffee pot
It is greek custom to hang these on the doors on New Years eve for good luck
a. empty water bottles
b. Onions
c. the amputated toes of their enemies
b. Onions
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
if you are sad, someone might tell you to keep your chin ______
a. Down so your double chin is made worse by the angle of your chin on your neck
b. up
c. inside your bedside table for safe keeping
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