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Savage and deadly, but also a shoe.
What is the Crocs store?
100
For most "Sweet Sixteen's," young chickenmuffins get new cars, but when Jared was sixteen he got his first one of these.
What is a tattoo?
100
When Jared was sick of his dreadlocks, we cut them off at this weekly event.
What is youth group?
100
Once a Lancer, always a Lancer.
What is Thousand Oaks High School?
100
A fruit!
Who is Clementine?
200
It's not "Four Girls Sandwiches & Grills."
What is Five Guys Burgers & Fries?
200
One time Jared got a tattoo from an artist who was a little out of it due to these.
What are drugs?
200
Always remember to stretch before you work out, even your ears!
What are gauges?
200
Jared went to barber college? No! He went to this school.
What is Eternity Bible College?
200
Jared's life was forever changed for the better when he hired these two people.
Who are Danny & Audrey?
300
Relies entirely on its appliance section to stay open.
What is Sears?
300
During the rapture, we'll fly away with these winged creatures.
What are angels?
300
Overall, Jared looks pretty good in this clothing item.
What are overalls?
300
Most people graduate their senior year, but Jared did this.
What is drop out of school?
300
Jared's best bud, his boss, who once farted on Erin Meyer to win a game.
Who is David Anderson?
400
Let's go to the beach and dine with the Roman Sea god.
What is Neptune's Net?
400
Jared's most recent tattoo, which is also his smallest one.
What is his wedding ring?
400
Although he claims he started the trend, many were wearing this shoe before he was.
What are Birkenstocks?
400
Don't be like Jared! He used to stay home from school every Friday and order himself this to eat.
What is a pizza?
400
Jared creeped out this person when he watched her sleep during math class in high school.
Who is Rachel?
500
Not the hospital; closer to the club.
What is Los Robles Golf Course?
500
Jared's Hebrew tattoo translates, "I am my beloved's and my beloved is," what?
What is mine?
500
Altered with scissors or purchased this way.
What are cut-off jean shorts?
500
Although graduating from Fuller, Jared did take masters courses at this school Danny didn't end up going to.
What is Azusa Pacific University?
500
302 of these people in Jared's life have the opportunity to wish him a happy birthday today!
Who are Jared's Facebook friends?
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