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Jared
The Chronicles of Jared
100

Sneezes or snot exposed to radioactivity

What is a ‘sneezle’?

100

The number you are supposed to call to report escaped  prisoners

What is ‘574’?

100

This is Jared’s last name

What is ‘Stocks’?

100

The book from which sneezles read to learn about ‘religion’

What is ‘The Holy Sneezle’?

200

The first relative of Jared’s name

Who is ‘Fredd Stocks’?

200

The amount of years that Jared’s brother was supposed to stay in jail

What is ‘25 years’?

200

One of the human body parts Jared does not have, other than a nose and ears

What is ‘thumbs’?

200

The parody of ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ from ’Jarodies’ aka ‘Jaronarrodies‘

What is ‘Snot Wipe and the Seven Dorks’?

300

Jared debated against him at the age of one to let sneezlekind be federally recognized as an animal

Who is ‘Rotten Sinkles’?

300

How Jared almost got arrested

What is ‘consuming his old car because it was “too fast” ’?

300

Jared’s favorite food(s)

What is ‘everything’?

300

When Jared goes to the real world, he meets a man wearing a shirt that says this. Jared assumes this is his name

What is ’dude’?

400

The crater made by the first glob of radioactive snot falling to earth

What is ‘The Great Sneeze’?

400

Jared’s brother, and the sneezle that just escaped jail

Who is ’Jamal Stocks’?

400

Jared’s worst fear, which is different from all of the other sneezles’ fears

What is ‘famine’?

400

The name of the reluctant leprechaun in ‘The Wizard of Schnozz’ and ‘Little deer’ in Irish Gaelic

What is ‘Oisín’?

500

The original last name in the Stocks family, before sleeping in rotten balloons

What is ‘pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’?

500

Why Jared’s brother was arrested

What is ‘Accidentally throwing a Stare Bores paper airplane into Vincent Jorbe’s left nostril, killing him’?

500

Jared’s favorite song

What is ‘Scratch de Cow’?

500

When Jared gets possessed by an evil sheep, he destroys this place for the reason to have a normal amount of countries in Europe

What is ’New Ireland, New Italy, and New France’?

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