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What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock!
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What has a neck but no head?
A bottle
What type of cheese is made backward?
Edam
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C!
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them, of course
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
It is Mary!
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
Envelope
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it is an electric train!
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age!
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
D
I am taken from a mine and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
A pencil!
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.” How is that possible?
It was his mother
The Smith family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Smith woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.Billy Smith: “I was outside playing basketball.”The Maid: “I was dusting the corners of the house.”Chef: “I was starting to make lunch for later.”Who is lying?
The maid, round houses don't have corners!
which soccer team has won the most world cups?
brazil has won the most world cups, with a total of 5. Following Brazil are Germany and Italy, with 4 wins each. Following these are Argentina, Uruguay, and France with 2 wins each. England and Spain have both won once, placing them amongst the top-performing teams at the World Cup.