Kaddish & Kiddushes
This most tenured JCAB employee’s signature phrase was “Trust Me Jayne”
Who was Merek
This notorious neighbor’s present was immediately disposed of for fear of infectious disease contamination
Who is Richard Brodsky
This fast cooking kitchen appliance was banned in the Luger household for decades due to long term health concerns
What is the Microwave
Most canine’s get kibbles and bits, but Roxy received this cut of beef twice a day
What is a hamburger
In this amusement park, Jayne turned a 3D glasses return bin into a diaper disposal
What is Disney World
This highly acclaimed JCAB exclusive, member’s only club for city kids summering in AB was designed and run by Jayne.
What is the Kids Club
This jovial, cut-off scrub wearing dentist was banned from Luger dentistry for insufficient covid protocol
Who is Dr. Berman
This Five towns teenage clothing store’s owners eagerly await Jayne visits and greet her by name
What is Mixology
This the food grandma’s friend, Debbie Fulop could have sworn she saw steve eating at an Orlando airport gas Station
What is a Hotdog
Josh was a beloved child but this childhood hydration transgression on a trip to CA will never be forgotten
What is drinking from a water fountain at Knott’s Berry Farm
“Mi-Roar” Sennet was just one the witty monickers Jayne wrote about for this monthly JCAB publication
What is the Merkaz
This bespeckled OBGYN had the privilege of delivering one of Jayne and Lindsay’s babies
Who is Dr. Herzog
This texting format has become a new means of creativity for Jayne
What are [Pre-shabbat] memes?
You’ll eat it” was Jayne’s response to protests over this “chicken of the sea” delicacy prepared in the backseat of a rented minvan in Arizona
What is tuna in a bag
These items were always stocked in the minivan for roadtrips… to be used in place of bathrooms
What are chosen island wonton soup containers
This JCAB employee got on Jayne’s nerves in quite a few ways, including by calling the sukkah a “sukkie”
Who is Sharon
These two men held the coveted position of “Luger Family Pediatrician” prior to Elise Jonish
Who are Dr. Turow and Cohen
We followed this long-haired childhood tennis instructor from the Lynbrook courts to Atlantic Beach
Who is Mohammed
We typically like this food pretty well-done, but when it was burnt to a crisp, Jayne tossed this over the fence into the Kasten’s pool
What is a steak
On the first Luger family trip to Israel, this single male traveler in the semi-private Israel tour group was left behind at a historical site
Who is Dale?
Jayne has said that if she were to write an autographical book about the JCAB, it would be called this
What is “Summer without Sun”
When modern medicine failed, Jayne successfully nursed this Jessica wound back to health with love, patience and a blowdryer
What is a Pilonidal Cyst
These are the names of grandma’s college best friend's five children
Who are Megan, maura, Mathew, Michael & mark?
After hours of unsuccessful prep, Jayne threw this gourmet meal against a Colgate college wall
What is Chicken Kiev
This was the name of the other orthodox woman on the Luger Alaska cruise in 2005… or so Jayne was told
Who is “Bean?”