Haiku, Client
Blue arc over “ti,”
Queens ballpark bears our name—
Two centuries banked.
What is Citibank?
A hotshot Navy pilot finds “the need for speed.”
What is Top Gun?
The minimum interest bound you can’t dip below anymore.
What is interest floor?
Fairways over fair value—mornings spent wrangling tee times and greens.
Who is Kevin Samuels? (Best: working at a golf course)
The calculation that sets ABL availability meets a baseball single.
Correct response: What is Borrowing Base Hit?
Cuyahoga’s pride,
“Cover the Earth” in color—
Chips fan out like cards.
What is Sherwin-Williams?
A slick sports agent learns “show me the money."
What is Jerry Maguire?
A secured claim that keeps collateral clean.
What is a lien?
Northern lights and mic nights—guiding tourists through the Last Frontier.
Who is Jason Samblanet? (Best: Alaska tour guide)
A loan with minimal maintenance covenants meets the glowing pegboard toy from the ’80s.
What is Covenant-Lite-Brite?
Rotomolded cold,
Austin-born, bear-proof bravado—
Ice lasts through the hunt.
What is Yeti?
He dangles from the ceiling to steal a NOC list.
What is Mission: Impossible?
The interest above benchmark the pricing said
What is credit spread?
Daily Double
Steel City studies—policy by day, pain by night; somehow both best and worst.
Who is Rachel Rawson? (Best & worst: research assistant at Carnegie Mellon School of Public and International Affairs)
A pricing step-up/down tied to leverage meets a PlayStation duo of a lombax and his robot pal.
What is Margin Ratchet & Clank?
Akron pump’s pure push,
Purell's pocket ritual—
Sixty seconds clean.
What is Purell?
Daily Double
Precrime cops stop murders before they happen.
What is Minority Report?
A limit on leverage so ratios don’t snap.
What is leverage cap?
From grocery aisles to debt covenants—the shelf life felt eternal.
Who is Matt Gherlein? (Worst: Heinen’s stocking shelves)
A provision ensuring equal treatment across deals meets a sovereign political unit recognized in international law.
What is Most-Favored Nation State?
Cleveland cards in bloom,
Care Bears, Shortcake say hello—
Foil-stamped, signed, and sealed.
What is American Greetings?
A time loop turns a desk officer into an alien-fighting warrior.
What is Edge of Tomorrow?
Action to fix a breach so you’re secure.
What is default cure?
Grammar gladiator abroad, helping learners level up across the pond.
Who is Brittany Depeder? (Best: tutor at an English-language summer camp in England)
A period during which prepayment triggers penalties meets a film/TV genre set in historical eras.
What is No-Call Period Piece?