Black people
What does a black mom say to a child when they think the child is talking to them crazy?
I'm not one of your little friends.
Name one thing you would find a white child being beaten with when in trouble.
Nothing
"CALL J.G WENTWORTH"
877-CASHNOW
What's white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
What was Steve Urkel's signature catchphrase on Family Matters?
"Did I do that?"
What do white people love to wear in the winter?
Shorts
"Get connected for free!"
"With education connection"
I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Your nose
Fear shoots through you when you hear your mom coming home and you forgot to do what?
Take the chicken out the freezer
what does a white person do fresh out of high school or college to "Find themselves"
Backpacking through Europe
"For a great low rate, you can get online,..."
"Go to the general and save some time."
I fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit and not swallow. What am I?
Dentist
They are my mom's friends' kids, but we grew up together, so they are my?
Cousin
What do white people call a cookout?
A potluck
"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a...."
"Tootsie pop?"
I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
Elevator
What card game so black people play at every party?
spades
pumpkin spice latte
"O, O, O, O'RILEYS....."
"AUTO PARTS!"
My business is briefs. I’m a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it regularly. What am I?
Lawyer