Dungeons & Dragons
Periodic Puns
Literally 1984
The Stupid Taxonomy of Cats
A Novel Idea
100

This beast guarded the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) for 171 years before being slain by a guy named Bard.

Smaug

100

"If I had a ______ for every time I was doomed by a puppet..."

Nickel

100

This now collapsed nation boycotted the Summer Olympics in LA.

Soviet Union

100

Which of these distinct, real species of cats is part of the Genus Leopardus?

A) Clouded Leopard, B) Snow Leopard, C) Leopard, D) Sunda Clouded Leopard, E) Leopard Cat, F) Sunda Leopard Cat, G) Kodkod

G) Kodkod

100

What was the answer to life, the universe, and everything as suggested by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

42

200

Which Greek mythical creature lived in the center of the Labyrinth designed by Daedalus and Icarus?

Minotaur

200

Any amount of Au is worth its weight in ____.

Gold

200

This country signs an agreement with China to return Hong Kong.

The UK

200

Which of these is a real species of cat?

A) Geoffrey's Cat

B) Jeffrey's Cat

C) Geoffroy's Cat

D) Geffrey's Cat

C

200

What is the name of Viktor Frankenstein's sister/wife, who shares her name with a Queen of England?

Elizabeth

300

This dungeon-crawler rogue-like has you attacking enemies with your own tears.

The Binding of Isaac

300

What would you say if you borrowed money from Dine and needed to pay them back?

Iodine

300

This famous American Musician's hair caught on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial.

Michael Jackson

300

Which of these is not part of the Puma lineage?

A) Jaguar

B) Jaguarundi

C) Cheetah

D) Cougar

A) Jaguar

300

How many Dune books are there as of 2024 in the franchise? (Hint: it is in the double digits.)

23

400

What is the name of Mulan's family's spiritual guardian, voiced by Eddie Murphy?

Mushu

400

"Brothers, is this liquid metal any of yours?"

"Yeah ___, ____."

Bromine

400
What conference famous for its three-letter acronym resembling a common human name was founded?

TED

400

What is the common name for Felis catus. (No I did not make that up)

Domesticated cat

400

What real-world physicist is prominently featured in the 1995 novel The Prestige?

Nikola Tesla

500

Toothless, the dragon from How To Train Your Dragon, is described to be what species?

Night Fury 

500

Eli Whitney, believing his Coca-Cola can was not soft enough, decides to invent the Cotton ___.

Tin

500

Two Sikh body-guards assassinate this Indian Prime Minister, leading to religious tensions that persist to this day. 

Indira Gandhi

500

What species of lynx has the scientific name Lynx lynx?

A) Canada Lynx

B) Eurasian Lynx

C) Iberian Lynx

B) Eurasian Lynx

500

What was the original, Indian name of the character from The Martian who was later renamed to Vincent Kapoor in the movie adaptation?

Venkat Kapoor

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