Number 1
What are the Montreal Canadiennes?
Leafs, Blue Jays, Sceptres
What is Toronto?
Strapping knives to your feet and going as fast as you can while trying to hit tempered rubber into a fishing net.
What is hockey?
Ten Jumping Jacks
What are... (do the jumping jacks)?
In this sport, you can earn three points from shooting outside the line, two points for a layup, and 1 point for each free throw.
What is basketball?
Number 2
What are the Carolina Hurricanes?
Islanders, Knicks, Yankees
What is New York?
Falling gracefully while trying to make the smallest splash possible.
What is diving?
Three Pushups
What are... (Do the pushups)?
In this sport, you can get a field goal for 3 points, a safety for 2, or an extra point kick conversion for 1.
What is football?
Number 3
What are the Toronto Sceptre?
Victoire, Habs, Alouettes
What is Montreal?
Hitting a ball as far as you can at a tiny gopher hole but for some reason there is sand, water, and trees in the way.
What is golf?
Five Nimble Jumpers
This sport has eagles, birdies and bogies... gross.
What is golf?
Number 4
What are the Miami Dolphins?
Mavericks, Cowboys, Stars
What is Dallas?
Soccer if you could run with the ball but then also bounce it like a basketball and also it's Irish.
What is Gaelic Football?
Ten Backforwards
What are (do 10 backforwards)?
In this sport you can score 15, 30, deuce, or love.
What is tennis?
Number 5
What are the New England Patriots?
Seahawks, Mariners, Kraken
What is Seattle?
Strapping planks on your feet in the middle of winter combined with hunting, but only if the hunting is for a target every once and a while .
What is biathalon?
Twenty Qwomps
This sport counts runs as wickets.
What is cricket?