Jeff-ardy

Tampa History

1

Why was the city named Tampa?

Theory is that its a native american translation of "Sticks of fire"

2

What is Temple Terrace's Nickname

Temple Terrorist, on the account of the multitudes of muslims/ middle eastern population.

3

What Tampa location started as a brewery and botanical garden?

Busch Gardens

4

What animal was thrown through the window of a drive through?

3.5 ft aligator

5

Marathon Runner tried to cross the Atlantic ocean, to London, in what?

Giant Hamster Wheel

Real or Fake Laws

1

No singing while wearing a swimsuit in Sarasota

Real Law

2

You can marry a pig during the 3rd June of the millennia.

Fake law

3

Keep feisty Fluffy inside when the mailman comes in Destin

Real law

4

Unmarried women can't parachute on Sundays

Real law

5

Looking down the barrel of a gun is legal if an emotional support clown is present

Fake law

Find the mob

1

Zapola, Pillus, Stringozzi

George Zapola - Mobster

2

Rastelli, Spaghetti, Tagliolini

Phillip Rastelli - Mobster

3

Mafalde, Vallario, Marille

Louis Vallario

4

Fileja, Radiatori, Rizzitello

Michael Rizzitello

5

Gigante, Gomiti, Sedani

Vincent Gigante

Heinsen Quotes

1

"I'm the most racist, homophobic, and sexist teacher you're going to know."

Heinsen

2

"They call me the VR, the Vehicular Rapist"

Xander

3

"I'm going to hit children."

Heinsen

4

"Goats are like dogs on meth."

My dad

5

"I wasn't being serious, I was being racist"

Xander