STAFF MEMBERZ
RED LEATHER YELLOW LEATHER... SHES HERE ALL THE TIME IT' S LIKE SHE LIVES HERE OR SOMETHING. IF YOU SEE HER AROUND TELL HER SHES DOING A GOOD JOB AND TO GIVE ME A RAISE.
WHO IS "HEATHER?"
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL. THIS DUDE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BIGGEST BADDEST GUY ON THE PLANET TIL SOME LIL DUDE WITH A SLINGSHOT SHOWED UP AND PUT ONE RIGHT BETWEEN HIS EYES
WHO IS "GOLIATH?"
THIS FLUFFY TAILED TREE RODENT HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS THE POOR MANS CHIPMUNK. SOME WOULD SAY THERES TOO MANY, AND WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
WHAT IS A "SQUIRREL?".
THE ONLY CLASS THAT TAKES YOU ON A FIRST CLASS TOUR OF THE WORLD... WELL AT LEAST TO IRELAND, LATIN AMERICA, AND THE DEEP SOUTH.
WHAT IS "DANCING AROUND THE WORLD?"
FORTNITE LOCATION FROM CHAPTER 2 SEASON 4 OR OMINOUS FIELD BEHIND CHRISTIAN'S HOUSE
NUCLEAR WINTER
WHAT IS "OMINOUS FIELD BEHIND CHRISTIAN'S HOUSE?"
HE'S A DOG. THIS ISN'T A TRICK QUESTION HE'S LITERALLY A DOG. IF YOU'VE SEEN A DOG IT'S HIM. HE'S A DOG.
WHO IS "SAM?"
WHO WANTS SECONDS? JESUS FED 5,000 PEOPLE WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF THESE 2 FOODS. I'D RATHER JUST HAVE DOMINOS TBH.
WHAT ARE "LOAVES AND FISHES?"
LOOKS LIKE A WAUCE, FLIES LIKE A WAUCE, GUESS WHAT... NOT A WAUCE.
THIS MUDDY FELLA COMES OUT OF A TUBE AND SCARES CAMPERS DAILY, BUT HE'S A GOOD GUY ON MOMMA.
WHAT IS A "DIRT DOBBER?".
WHERE AVERAGE JOES BECOME OLYMPIANS AND SPORTS ARE REDUCED TO THEIR MOST "LOW BUDGET" FORM. IF YOU LIKE CHILLIN IN A MILDY ATHLETIC MANNER THEN THIS IS THE CLASS FOR YOU.
WHAT IS "BACKYARD SPORTS?"
FORTNITE LOCATION FROM CHAPTER 1 OR BUILDING THAT PREDATES THE OLDEST LODGE
LONELY LODGE.
WHAT IS "FORTNITE LOCATION?"
HE'S THE BEST GUY AROUND. A STRONG LEADER, FRIEND TO ALL, AND A TENDER SOUL. HE IS THE LEADER OF DISCOVERY THIS WEEK AND HAS BEEN CALLED "THE MOST MATERNAL MEMBER OF MEN'S STAFF."
WHO IS "CADEN FUNK?"
AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF THESE GENTLEMAN FOLLOWED A STAR TO BETHLEHEM TO SEE A YOUNG KING BE BORN OUT BACK. ITS A LITTLE LATE NOW FOR BABY SHOWER GIFTS BUT WE'LL TAKE IT.
WHO ARE "THE WISEMEN/MAGI?"
PEPE LE PEW, FIFI LA FUME, AND STELLA FROM OVER THE HEDGE ARE NOTABLE EXAMPLES OF THESE FAMOUS FARTERS. HINT: LOOKS LIKE A HOUSE CAT TIL YOURE SURE IT AIN'T.
WHAT IS A "SKUNK?".
GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!!! THE ONLY CLASS WHERE YOU CAN SEE A PIECE OF TIMBER FLY AT BREAK-NECK SPEEDS OF UP TO 5MPH. WATCH OUT THOUGH IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD YOU MIGHT GET A TICKET.
WHAT IS "PINECAR?"
FORTNITE LOCATION FROM CHAPTER 4 SEASON 2 OR MOST RECENT ACQUISITION LAND WISE.
HEMPHILL
WHAT IS "MOST RECENT ACQUISITION LAND WISE?"