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This animated opener promised us the return "Good old-fashioned values".
Family Guy
The last ever Russian czar was a descendant of this long-reigning dynasty
The Romanovs
SBC same as No Country For Old Men directing brothers.
Sasha Baron Cohen
These mischievous appetizers are sometimes called Russian Eggs, even though the dish originated in Italy
Deviled Eggs
Karyn Kusama's bi girl black comedy that starred Megan Fox as the title character
Jennifer's Body
This show's catchy theme earnestly promised -- "I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour".
Friends
I'm not saying we're a gullible nation, but we had two of these impostor czars
Dmitry I
PSH, star of Doubt and Capote; same as Rain Man actor.
Phillip Seymor Hoffman
This thick Spanish omelette cooked with potatoes and ham is not to be confused with a flatbread
Tortilla
Wes Craven's 1996 teen favourite that satirizes the director's earlier works
Scream
We follow the misadventures of this show's protagonist after his life got "flipped-turned upside down".
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
This czar, commonly nicknamed "the Terrible" was crowned when he was just 3 years old
Ivan Grozny/ Ivan IV
PTA, director of Magnolia and A Phantom Thread; same as fellow auteur famous for The Grand Budapest Hotel.
Paul Thomas Anderson
This fluffy Japanese omelette is often served on top of sushi rice
Tamago
The Lighthouse director's debut feature set in 17th century New England
The Witch
One half of this Nickelodeon duo tells us he's "found a way" to live with his new step brother.
Drake and Josh
This Emperor is credited with bringing Western Enlightenment ideas to Russia, and strengthening the Russian Navy
Peter I
ERW, True Blood queen, and Westworld's Dolores. Same as Frodo Baggins actor.
Evan Rachel Wood
Dark brown or green in color, these marinated, clay-preserved eggs are a Chinese delicacy
Century Eggs
This indie blockbuster kicked the century off with a "found footage" craze
The Blair Witch Project
This campy early 2000's supernatural drama borrowed Morrisey's "I am the son and heir of nothing in particular"
Charmed
The first woman to rule Imperial Russia, who actually began her life as a Polish peasant
Catherine I
Chicago's CZJ, same as Men In Black triple-namer.
Catherine Zeta Jones
This Filipino street food is a duck embryo boiled alive inside the egg shell
Balut
This low budget horror sequel is technically its own remake
Evil Dead 2