Numbers
The funniest number of all time.
What is 69?
The game that the school-wide server that SHOULD be up by the time this is played is on.
What is Minecraft?
Giraffa tippelskirchi. The tallest person EVER.
Who is Finn Diherson?
My birthyear.
What is any year before 2018?
The funniest number of 2025.
What is 67?
The game with the best, funniest, and also the most clips between all of us (This is not a subjective question).
What is Lethal Company?
The one, the only, Hatsune Mike.
Who is Lucas?
What is [current month, current day, and current year of the Wednesday in this current week]?
Doctor Who's pronouns.
What are where/when/why?
My favorite number.
What is 31,718?
The game I was playing when my mom told me to "stop it," "watch it," and threatened to "turn that off."
What is Terraria?
(I'm like 90% sure this was the game, I could be wrong)
The person with the best (/s) microphone.
Who is Joseph?
The worst day in American history.
(Hint: Thomas Jefferson fanart)
What is September 11th? Never forget.
The amount of potatoes Squid Kid had once Technoblade reached 500 million potatoes.
What is 412 million potatoes?
A reliable answer to any question involving numbers.
What is "Jesus is always the answer?"
or
What is "At least seven?"
Foxy jumpscaring you is the key feature in a specific mod for this game.
What is the Binding of Isaac: Rebirth?
The diddyblud with several calculators.
Who is Knox?
The heat death of the universe.
What is August 12th, 2036?
What is New Petersburg?
All of the numbers counted, in order, before a song title about dueling in the musical "Hamilton."
What are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9?
A niche indie game made by one of the creators of Undertale Yellow
What is Contract Rush DX?
The manager of the (Henry Allen) Ford Theatre, famous for being the site of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
Who was John T. Ford?
The time of day (rounded to the nearest hour) that I find out about Charlie Kirk.
What is 4:00?
I'm doing alright, thanks.
What?