Jeff History
In this year, the Denver Broncos won the Superbowl and Jeff started his career at Trice Jewelers.
What is 1997?
Although lacking a full head of lush hair for himself, Jeff is most attracted to people with this color hair.
What is the color red?
If you ask Jeff a less than intelligent question, or say something inappropriate, his general response is....
What is..."WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"?
This band, named after an "electrical current," instantly turns Jeff into the air guitar champion of the world
Who is ACDC?
The Spanish version of Bruce Springsteen.
Who is, "El Jeffe"
Jeff's Father's had this written on his personal license plate on his car.
What is, "14KARAT"?
Skin-tight shorts and speed are a part of Jeff's favorite past time.
What is Cycling?
Jeff's typical response to an employee "Whining" at work....
What is, "JUST DO YOUR JOB"?
This beloved country song featuring Post Malone reminds Jeff to lend a helping hand to others.
What is, "I had some help"?
Jeff is called this nickname by Adequate Pat and Half-Assed Heather.
What is "JL"
The name of the Lantz family Jewelry store in New Hampshire.
What is MJ Harrington?
Jeff's favorite lunchtime meal for the last twenty plus years. In total he's eaten over 5,000 of them.
What are sandwiches?
When someone does something nice or correctly for Jeff he will usually say this.
What is "You're the best, well, second best. My wife is first."?
This BIG mouth, BIG hair band is Jeff's favorite.
Who is Aerosmith?
Jane, aka JGG, used to call Jeff this. It was reminiscent of his 1980's pants style.
What is "Pleats"
Gophers and Jeff shared this passion during their first job.
What is a Golf Course Maintenace worker?
Once upon a time....Jeff had hair. It was this color.
What is Black?
The British and Jeff are the ONLY people who commonly use this word for trash.
What is Rubbish?
This 2 Syllable band started performing while Jeff's hair was still growing.
Who is, "U2"?
A nickname for Jeff commonly used by April (aka May or June or January) has the same name as an oil change company.
What is Jiffy?
This cocky chicken is also the name of Jeff's first band.
What is, "The Roosters"?
One of Jeff's special talents is physical comedy, much like what was displayed in Monty Pythons: Ministry of ____. For extra credit, please demonstrate.
What is Silly Walks?
Now walk that way!
This is what Jeff Says OUTLOUD when things don't go his way...
What is..."Di%K Weed.. A$$ WIPE, .. F*#$@*G Idiots.... S#%T Heads, and every other 4 letter word that is found in the Urban dictionary.
This Hip-pop/country song featuring Morgan Wallen has the same title as Jeff's favorite drink.
What is "WHISKEY WHISKEY"?
The nickname Jeff will give you if you come in 2nd place.
What is "First LOSER"?