Jeff Trivia
Bad Jokes
Music Lyrics
Jenny No-No's
New Girl
100

This biblical character shares his name with one of Jeff's 3 names.

Who is Michael?

100

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because when he asked them for their favorite composer, they said, "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

100

Love me, hate me, say what ____ ____ ____ ____

you want about me

100

This mutant turtle is names after Mona Lisa artist.

Who is Leonardo?

100

After a stressful day, Schmidts gets these after a binge of a certain fruit.

What are Banana cramps?

200

Birds in the Boneyard sold out shows in Brooklyn, and their dad was only happy if they brought their horn section. In that horn section, Jeff played this.

What is Trombone?

200

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

200

If I could find you ___ ____ ___ get better

now things would

200

Mufasa, Darth Vader, and Maggie Simpson all share this voice.

Who is James Earl Jones?

200

Columbus, Jess, and Gerard all share this name (first, middle, and last respectively)

What is Christopher.

400

Bow wow! This band was the first big name artist Jeff had the pleasure of working with.

Who are Snarky Puppy?

400

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

400

Oh, well in fact well, I'll look at it this way I mean, ___, ___ ___ ______

technically, our marriage is saved

400

History Made! This popular toy is the first to be televised.

Who is Mr Potato Head

400

World Series Champion Clayton Kershaw plays for this Brooklyn, turned Los Angeles Baseball team

Who are the Dodgers?

800

Bright lights and Alligators! Jeff had a billboard for this NYC Children's Zoo

What is Staten Island

800

What kind of Pokemon would Lighting McQueen have?

Nidoking. because every queen Nidoking.

800

How could ___ ___ ___ me?

This happen to 

800

Elephants are to Ivory as Rhinos are to...

What is Hair?

800

Nick meets a new friend in the park, and compliments his hat for being this color.

What is blue?

1600

This imagined MCR location became the inspiration for the name of Jeff's production companies founded in 2014

Battery City

1600

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

1600

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Tequila

1600

The word vomit was invented by this wordsmith.

William Shakespeare

1600

Feeling 22, this cast member joined New Girl wedding extra and pop superstar Taylor Swift in her music video. 

Who is Jake Johnson (Nick)?

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