Thats So Jeff
The average runtime of a movie dad actually watches before dozing off
10 minutes (LOL that's so Jeff!)
In our house Simon didn't get to be in charge - this person did
what is Dad says?
3 word phrase that is dad's guiding principal for life
What is "Start with God"?
the dish towel could be found here if dad is in the kitchen
what is on dad's shoulder?
At age 15, his working life began at the Cask and Cleaver restaurant doing this job
what is a Busboy?
Back when dad was rolling in dough, he hired someone to do this chore for him
what is watering the plants? (Classic Jeff!!)
To save time during Dad's legendary talks, you'd politely ask for this variant
what is "the short version"?
If you hint something might barely be possible, you can bet Dad will say this famous quote next
what is "So you're saying there's a chance?"?
According to dad this was the greatest day of his life (he literally always talks about what a wonderful day this was and how it changed his life in the best way fr)
what is May 20th, 2003
Before an injury ended his run on the field, dad led his high school football team from this offensive position
what is Quarterback?
in 1999 he won one of these on Ebay, but offered it to another bidder after deciding it was impractical with a baby on the way
what is a Porsche? (Okay SLAYY not Jeff making solid financial decisions)
when sitting down to eat, dad will rub his hands together before saying this
what is lets pray?
Game, movie, or show, dad's go to inquiry is always this
What is "who's winning"?
if you leave your napkin unattended near dad, it is guaranteed to end up in this new form
what is a ball?
First name of dad's childhood bestfriend
who is Johnny?
Dad does this so often we're convinced he's preparing for a final exam no one else was told about
What is taking notes? (Literally non-stop but we love him for it!)
To teach us to share growing up, dad would ask us this question
What is "Can I have it"?
Dad's reminder that how we see something can shape how it feels or becomes
What is "Perception breeds reality"?
According to dad, this is the number of times he's been wrong
what is once?
This didn't happen often, but when it did, we all knew it was time to steer clear and stick close to mom
What is the one day a year dad lost his patience?
When you find something that fits just right, Dad says don't stop at one - do this instead
what is "buy two more"?
what are dad's legs?
Forget bowls, young Jeffery ate straight from the source when craving this sugary treat - much to his siblings frustration
What is eating ice cream straight from the carton?