Childhood
Which of these people were not one of Jen’s elementary teachers?
A). Mrs. Marmellow
B). Mr. Barnello
C). Miss Marshmallow
What is Miss Marshmallow?
... well a Marshmallow Id assume
What was Jen’s starring role in her senior year, high school muscling production?
A). The Sound Of Music’s Maria
B). West Side Story’s Maria
C). Mama Mia’s Sophie
What is Maria? Sound of Music
What was the first country outside of the US Jen went to?
A). Cuba
B). Canada
C). Spain
D). The Philippines
What is the Philippine?
Why is mama’s go to catchphrase?
A). Fartburgers
B). Let it go, eat some snow, just make sure it’s not yellow snow
C). Whatever you are be a good one
What is fartburgers?
9+7•4=
A). 64
B). 37
C). 1
D). Math is theoretical to only ones mind and only to the mental capacity of yourself
Which of these three did Jen think would make a brilliant type of candy bar when she was little?
A). A Cadbury chocolate egg bar
B). A butter and sugar bar
C). A chocolate potato chip crunch bar
What is a butter and sugar bar?
(An upset stomach is what it is)
What was the name of the modern dance group Jen danced and worked with in New York?
Hint— rhymes with Oak The Shrub
What is spoke the hub?
Why does Mama love Austria?
A). Why we have family there of course!
B). Got to be the landscape
C). Stuffed sausages
D). All of the above... (But mainly C)
What is all of the above?
Which of these three Disney songs does Jen often change the lyrics to?
A). Let it Go
B). Shiny
C). I Just Can’t Wait To Be King
What is Let it Go?
This is a question.
A). No
B). Yes
C). Maybe
D). Well theoretically its the answer is only within the mental capacity of your own mind.
No
What did Jennifer say the summer before second grade?
A). “I don’t want to go to school but I don’t want to break the law”
B). Why can’t Melissa go instead?
C). I can’t wait for second grade!
What is I don’t want to go to school, but I don’t want to break the law?
Which musical did Jen quote in her Senior year book after seeing the show on Broadway, and falling in love with it? Is it—
A). Into The Woods
B). West Side Story
C). Song and Dance
What is Song and Dance?
Which country did Jen live in for a year after college?
What is the Czech Republic?
Where Jen find her (currant) favorite pair of jeans?
A). JC Penny
B). The dump (well transfer station if we’re being technical)
C). She actually prefers slacks, Natalia (said with attitude)
What is the dump!?
The amount of calories in a Polar 100% Natural Lemon Flavored Seltzer
A). 250
B). 60
C). 0
D). -2.5
0
The color Stuart Ross painted his room because he was in love with Jennifer.
A). Pink because it’s the color of Jen’s dress in the eighth grade dance
B). Purple because it was Jen’s favorite color
C). Black.... we don’t know why
What is black?
Which of these has Jen not danced on stage with?
A). Toilet Paper
B). Riley Stanzioni
C). A bright red reindeer nose
What is a bright red reindeer nose!?
Question. Who was the Ambassador to Czech Republic the year Jennifer lived in Prague?
A). Shirley Temple
B). Audrey Hepburn
C). Some old guy
What is Shirley Temple?
What did Paul say after his first date with Jennifer?
A). I didn’t think she’d be so pretty
B). We will be married one day
C). I wonder if she likes dogs?
What is, I didn’t think she’d be so pretty
The name of a group of snakes
A). A pit/nest/den
B). A hissing/fang
C). A group of snakes
D). Well its really only theoretical to the mind and the mental capacity of yourself
A pit/nest/den
A). Melissa couldn’t read yet, being an infant
B). Che Ma and Grandpa Phil would eventually tell Melissa the truth
C). The letter didn’t have a stamp
What is the letter didn’t have a stamp?
What was the color of Jen’s dress to the eighth grade dance?
What is Pink?
Which of these influential figures has Jen not seen on her travels?
A). The Pope in Vatican City
B). Shawn the Sheep in Ireland
C). Winnie the Pooh in NY
What is Shawn the sheep?
Which of these artists does mama love?
A). Enya
B). Stevie Wonder
C). The Amherst women’s a cappella group
D) all of the above
What is all of the above?
The meaning of the longest word in the world: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
A). A lung disease, gained from inhaling very fine silica particles specifically from a volcano
B). A word usually used in biology, meaning hibernation under a body of water
C). A mental capacity that is theoretical to only the mind
D). A special type of species of mushroom, usually found on the branches of oak and/or elm trees
A lung disease, gained from inhaling very fine silica particles specifically from a volcano