Jenny came down with chicken pox on this family vacation (goooo chicken pox woooh)
What is Jenny came down with the chicken pox on her cross country trip to Julie's and Kristine's cheerleading competition in Florida.
Jenny made money charging her friends to do this in the front yard. Fore!
Missha (the cat. please don't except me to spell.)
It sizzles.
BACON
Jenny's secret anti-chaffing weapon.
What is deodorant.
Jenny pretended to speak a language to a sweet old lady in a grocery store.
What is Icelandic.
Jenny did this beneath the front yard aspens. Everything grows so green here...
What is she pooped her pants
Could fit five tennis balls in his mouth.
Don't feed this green thing to Jenny or she might get mad. (lookin at you Rachel)
Pickels
Jenny's license plate has a message and a meaning.
Gzellig - means cozy.
Not your average card table. But the view was faaaair.
What is hot tub.
A promise Ilene made to God to improve Jenny's softball pitch. (did it work??)
Jenny would swear off Pepsi
He would subscribe to a YouTube channel if he could
Simba
A peanut butter sandwich usually proceeds this activity.
Morning runs.
If you were one of Jenny's greenie companions you'd find yourself doing this.
Write her letters home to Jack and Ilene.
No talking on this trip and you'll make bank.
Kristine offered Jenny $100 to not talk the entire vacation to Canada.
Cora and Arnold had these nicknames.
Cora and Pops
Utah State unknowingly helped Jenny host these.
Cats (names?? quantity??)
She's made a lot of different variations to this classic family recipe.
Grandma Brownies
Jenny's lawn care company.
Dueling Blades
This was the "lowest" point in Jenny's life. And it was a little wet. And stinky.
The Dead Sea
Jim trained Jenny how to attack Kristine and Julie with this "weapon."
A yard stick
Thanks to this animal's urine, my tulips are protected.
Mountain Loins.
The best chocolate.
This insect must think Jenny has sweet blood
Mosquitoes.