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Kindergarten Standards
the 80s
Who Reads?!
HGTV
Delish
100

This (can) empty...

Yeet!

100

Children must be able to write their letters in lowercase, as well as this case.

What is upper?

100

She was the highest-paid actress and workout guru around during this totally tubular time.

Jane Fonda

100

True or false. Sam does not like green eggs and ham.

False.

100

Our family enjoys hunting ducks but a popular show on HGTV hunts these.

What are houses?

100

Pumpkin pie can be made even better when topped with an aerosol applicated spray of this.

Whipped Cream

200

Let me see what you have!

A knife!

200

Students are expected to know how to write and spell their own this.

What is name
200

Micheal Jackson released this album which contained a song of the same name.

Thriller.

200

Books by this author include 1st to Die and 7th Heaven. 

James Patterson

200

These twins had been featured in three separate shows.

Who are the property brothers.

200

Many report that you should drink this many glasses of water every day.

8
300

Road work ahead?

Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.

300

Students are definitely in the winners club if they can count to this number.

what is 100

300

This Saturday morning cartoon featured strong-willed military men instilling young boys with a righteous sense of good.

G.I. Joe

300

This murder mystery features landmarks found in Subula, Iowa.

What is Dump Road?

300

HGTV is an acronym for this. 

Home and Garden Television

300

Jenny's cake is flavoured with this fruit.

What is rasberry?

400

Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane...

Tortilla

400

A previous standard included teaching kids about their senses. There were this many.

what is 5

400

This decade had 3 presidents. Bush, Regan, and him.

Who is Carter?

400

Founded by this man, Amazon started out as an online book store.

Who is Jeff Bezos?

400

Chip and Joanna Gaines do flip houses on this program.

Fixer Upper

400

The 3 main macromolecules include; carbohydrates, protein, and this.

What are fats.

500

Stop! I almost dropped my...

Croissant 

500

Children are incorrectly taught these primary colors.

Red, yellow, and blue.

500

This "final" entry into the Star Wars franchise was released in 1983.

Return of the Jedi

500

This is the most sold book in the world.

The Bible.

500

The City of Laurel, featured in Home Town, is found in this state.

What is Mississippi?

500

Many of the things Rhett and Link eat on this morning show are not delish.

What is a Good Mythical Morning?

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