SpongeBob Quotes
"Im Ready!"
SpongeBob SquarePants
What is the trail left by jets and airliners that leave toxins in the atmosphere?
Chemtrails
You must be able to chug your beer and flip your cup in a timely manner, or else face the wrath of your fellow losing teammates.
Flip Cup
The disease that came from rats with infected fleas slipped aboard Italian ships, who brought them back to Italy and from there, the disease spread to the rest of Europe in the 14th century
Black death/ Bubonic Plague
Why cant lions play basketball in the jungle?
Because its full of cheetahs
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo."
Patrick Star
Where was the 2nd shooter during the JFK assassination of 1963?
The Grassy Knoll
Tossing ping-pong balls into cups is a delightful way to pass the time.
Beer Pong
The original name for World War 1
The Great War
Why cant you hear Pterodactyls go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent
"Me ho minoy"
DoodleBob
Who directed the moon landing?
Stanley Kubrick
The perfect game to play when you have some beer, a pack of cards and nothing else. It is a simple game once you know the meaning behind every card.
Kings Cup/ Ring of Fire
Until the 19th century civilization and society were agrarian in nature. Most people worked on farms growing crops or watched over herds of animals.
Industrial revolution
Why cant cows eat round hay bales?
Because they dont get a square meal
"U is for Uranium... Bombs"
Sheldon J Plankton
Flat earthers believe that there is what type of wall surrounding the "planet"?
Ice Wall
Players take turns attempting to bounce a coin into a shot glass or cup filled with alcohol.
Quaters
Who put the first man made satellite into orbit?
USSR
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
"My Leg!"
Fred Rechid
They want to say it's false collective memory but I swear it was Berenstein Bears not Berenstain Bears
The Mandela Effect
Each player duct-tapes a 40-ounce bottle of alcohol (typically malt liquor) to each of their hands. And then they drink.
Edward Forty Hands
Where was gun powder first discovered?
China 9th century
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels