Halloween Candy
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
-M&M
Grab mead, hear a tale from the bard, watch knights joust, and dress medeival at this event
- Renaissance Fair
This frequently memed actor has had many jokes made about him, from how long it took him to get an Oscar to his questionable choice of girlfriends
-Leo
The magnum opus of bad movies, which was so bad it inspired a biographical comedy in 2017 starring the Franco brothers
-The Room
A creamy sauce that won't get you drunk (APO is a dry fraternity)
-Vodka Sauce
Sales for this candy increased by 300% after its seminal product placement within E.T.
- Reeses Peices
Halloween is everyday, for our school mascot
- Touchdown
A god who had a long love affair with Aphrodite
-Ares/Aries
Musical turned movie, see terribly CGI'd faces on your favorite feline pet in this film
-Cats
The surname of Bob's Burger's antagonist, and a basil-based sauce
- Pesto
This fructose-based candy exemplifies that yet a trace of the true self exists within the false self (also objectively worst candy to get)
- Candy Corn
History buffs as well as the questionably motivated unite on famous former battlegrounds for this leisure activity
- War reenactments
This fable, which taught us that vicious people/creatures cannot resist hurting others, contains a frog and this animal
-scorpian/scorpio
This recent superhero? movie featured an actor who now has been in arguably the worst Marvel and DC movies
-Morbius
An English anchovy-based sauce that is hard to pronounce
-worcestershire
Knock it out of the park with this candy named after a famous athlete
-Baby Ruth
This form of role-playing enters the real world, spanning genres but fitting under this four-letter acronym
- LARP (Live Action Role Play)
This 2019 movie featured Will Smith as he faces off against his clone
-Gemini Man/Gemini
You will be screaming "Not the Bees!" after seeing this mid 2000s horror movie
-The Wicker Man
This spread from the Indian subcontinent often involves forms of pickling
- chutney/aachar
According to Fox News, you should check your children's candy for this deadly narcotic substance
- Fentanyl
This costumed subculture was inspired by content such as Kimba, the White Lion, Watership Down, and Disney's Robin Hood
- Furry fandom
Careful while facing off against this normal type pokemon that may use moves such as Zen Headbutt or Horn Attack
-Tauros/Taurus
Inspired by a Hitchcock film but not living up to it, this mess of a movie follows a romance in the middle of an avian atttack
-Birdemic
Use this sauce while eating sushi or sashimi, or in your bowl from Pokelava
-Ponzu