Seasonal Pun
This is what Santa does in his garden.
What is Hoe, Hoe, Hoe?
This is takes the place of Winter fat.
What are Spring Rolls?
This is how Jewelers celebrate New Year.
What is Ring it in?
This is what you call an alligator in a vest.
What is an investigator?
This keeps things luke warm.
What is a Tauntaun ?
Santa's helpers are taught this during preschool.
What is an elfabet?
Newly amorous snowpeople believe in this.
What is love at frost sight?
This is what Dracula does during just before the New Year.
What is counting down?
This is the name of dog magician.
What is a Labracadabrador Retriever?
This machine is what you use to measure pun quality.
What is a sighsmograph?
Lusty people put these on the tree.
What are Hornaments?
These are the offspring of Snowpeople.
What are Chill-dren?
This song causes fear during New Years.
What is Ole Langxiety?
Broke lobsters go here.
What are prawn brokers?
It goes back for seconds
What does a hungry clock do?
Elves like to listen to this genre of music.
What is wrap?
Elsa did this when she fell of the sled.
What is letting it go?
This is the only pain allowed during New Years.
What is Champange?
This is the crowd's consensus of the frog documentary
What is ribbeting?
You say their, there, they're.
How do you comfort a grammarian?
Beyonce changed lyrics to this song to match the season.
What are "All the Jingle Ladies"?
How snowpeople pay their bills.
What is cold hard cash?
These are fines paid on January 1.
What are New Year's Restitutions?
This is what lizards ask when they go steady.
What is Iguana hold your hand?
This is happens to bad chemistry puns.
What does not get a reaction?