Policies and Procedures
You'll gain these January - October but never in November/December
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Exiting employees often voluntarily monkeyed around with this old platform
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Better clear your calendar because this 1.5 hour meeting involving 1,500 employees might end up lasting 1.5 days
What is Fandango All Hands
If you were a "betting man", you'd probably be this man
Who is Ryan Murray
This heavy AF cube paperweight will land on your desk when the time is right
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Consumable home office supplies, cell phone connectivity charges, internet connectivity charges are all requests covered here
What is the Work from Home Policy
The feedback given about this HR tool was not one of praise
What is Impraise
I do attest that this weekly update session generally utilizes the word attestation too many times
What is the NBCU Enterprise HR Team Covid-19 Weekly Update Session
The eagle has landed. Grab your wine glass
Who is Katie Ibay
So popular with HR it was branded amongst blue and brown wearable threads
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When HR resolves a matter utilizing special weapons and tactics
What is a SWAT case?
Success is just one of the factors discussed in this system
What is Success Factors
It can be difficult to keep track of this meeting as it often has to be rescheduled 20 times per quarter
What is the HR Tracker: Quarterly Review
This employee notoriously left their mark by being the first in lunch line at any cost
Who is Marc Pallister
This annual team building event of sorts hosted by HR ironically resulted in the most HR issues
What is (was) the annual Fandango Summer Party
It's hard to retain new information given that this policy doesn't allow you to retain any information
What is the inbox retention policy
DAILY DOUBLE
DAILY DOUBLE
In this meeting you'll come with lots of questions that don't make "cents" and leave even more confused than when the meeting first began
What is the Workforce Tracker meeting
This person about lost their sh*t when they first learned that Fandango didn't honor Veteran's Day as a holiday
Who is Portia Green
Grab your best friend, take a walk down the red carpet and don't forget to grab a snack free from rawhide
What is The Bring Your Pup to Work Day
I'd rather punch myself in the face than manage this process
What is the Compliance process
3 letter acronyms such as OCR, PCR and FML take place here
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Missing this monthly meeting providing updates on policies, programs and procedures may leave you outside the know and possessing feelings of deterioration
What is Inside Thrive
This former employee resigned and lefft for about a month and then asked to come back
Who is Robb Leff
No you can't sell these 4 to make a quick buck because you have to be physically present in which to use them
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