Automotive
The one contract Dad wants you to add to any car purchase?
Gap Insurance.
What attachment does dad want you to use on the mower? (Especially in Fall)
The bag.
Why did Dad stop playing in High School?
Bad knee, bad back.
Dad has made a sandwich, what did he leave by the sink?
The butter knife, "for later".
Dad's topic of conversation during Thanksgiving?
Racism. Politics. Sports.
Dad's favorite automotive prank?
Go get blinker fluid.
Dad's choice of shoe for yardwork.
Them crusty old white New Balances.
A common phrase when you are blocking Dad's game?
"You make a better door than a window"
Dad's reaction to slamming doors.
"You can start slamming doors when you start paying bills!"
Buys you a toy. Buys you fastfood.
You are looking for a car, what is something Dad wants you to look for?
The type of title, smoking history, does everything work, mileage.
DOUBLE JEOPAR-DADDY
What direction does Dad's want the lawn to be mowed?
Alternating directions every other trim.
When or how does Dad watch sports on T.V?
When everybody else is having a conversation. When you are watching something else.
The latest Dad wakes up on the weekend.
Up to 7:30 AM.
The loudest sound a Dad makes?
Sneeze. Snore.
What are the most common things Dad's ask about regarding your car?
Oil (fluids), Battery, Tires, and Filters.
What does Dad ask you after mowing the lawn?
Did you trim the edges. Did you blow the sidewalk.
Dad's response to you falling off the bike?
Walk it off. Throw some dirt on it. You're fine.
Dad's favorite place to "sleep" after work.
On the couch, "watching" the T.V.
Dad's response to you throwing a fit and crying?
I'll give you something to cry about.
What does Dad have you do when working on cars?
Hold the light. Grab him tools.
Dad's most likely thing to replace in the summer.
Sprinkler. The Mulch.
What is the all American Father and Son past time?
Catch. Baseball.
What does Dad never want you to touch?
The thermostat.
A father's favorite way to save money at the theater.
Sneaking snacks in pockets and mom's purse.