Fallacy Galaxy
I keep seeing college students with moon tattoos. I'm gonna get one too since they're obviously very popular and I want to be cool.
Bandwagon
You might say that scream means the same thing as shriek, but I know that they have different _________.
Connotations
The worlds largest one of these stands over fifty feet tall and weighs 1,300 pounds.
Rubber Ducks
I agree with you that ice cream is a delicious dessert, however mint chocolate chip is better than maple pecan because it does not contain nuts and is accessible for more people.
Rebuttal
No, seahorses are not the coolest aquatic animal. Plus your backpack smells like taco bell and I hate your shirt.
Ad Hominem
The first Martian I ever saw had a nose ring and a t-shirt with Kermit the Frog, therefore all Martians probably love piercings and Kermit.
Hasty Generalization
Not gonna lie, I kinda cooked with my claim when I summed it up in this type of statement which ended my first paragraph.
Thesis Statement
Though not like us, male ducks are called this name, also a famous rapper.
Drake
You say that G Herbo is the best SoundCloud lyricist and you know what, you're right on that point.
Concession
You said that lobsters deserve respect, so we should stop eating celery.
Non-Sequitor
I refused to finish my cucumber salad and then a meteor landed on my house. I will never leave a vegetable on my plate again.
Fault Causality
When making an argument, if you don't back your claim up with relevant examples of this, your position will seem weak.
Evidence
You might eat Peking Duck if you are traveling to this country in the Eastern Hemisphere.
China
You ever see a dolphin in the same room as Batman? Me neither, that's how I know that Batman is actually a dolphin.
Appeals to Ignorance
Get this question right and you'll be a champion. Miss it and we'll send you into orbit. There's no in-between.
Either-Or
Name this animal, which is a mammal, but has a duck-like bill and lays eggs. He also shows up in a popular Disney cartoon.
Platypus
I disagree with your argument that school should start even earlier. Numerous studies reveal a positive correlation between later start times, more sleep, and better academic success.
Refutation
If you give a beluga whale a croissant from Colectivo all sorts of sea animals will start to demand baked goods. Then it'll be jibaritoes and pierogis and grilled cheese. The streets will be flooded!
Slippery Slope
When astronauts go into space, they always wear crocs, so crocs must be superior to other shoes.
Authority
Turducken is a dish that involves a duck, and these two other birds, stuff within one another
Turkey and Chicken
Taking a physics exam is like being shipwrecked at sea. My classmates are sharks, the right answer is a lifeboat, and multiple-choice questions are like barnacles. Plus my life is in danger.
Weak Analogy