This is Eve's FAVORITE joke/pun thing.
What is I HARDLY KNOW HER!!!
This is the city and state that Eve is originally from.
What is Fort Collins, Colorado?
Throwing an apple at a hungry child and running away.
What is NAAHHHHH?
This was Eve's original job title when she started at BHEM.
What is Health Equity Coordinator?
Eve is leaving the land of chile and dust to return to this city and state.
What is Santa Cruz, California?
This is Eve's favorite reality show and she will be on it one day.
What is Survivor?
This is the name of Eve's cat, who is the best cat in the whole world.
What is Honey?
Involving members of historically marginalized communities in planning processes.
What is equity?
Eve's current OFFICIAL title, on paper, even though she doesn't like it and makes people call her something else.
What is At-Risk Populations Planner?
In her new role, Eve will be focusing on this field of public health.
What is substance use/harm reduction/coalition building?
This was what was most recently broken in Eve's car when she thought her engine was screwed and she was gonna crash and die.
What is a timing belt?
This is Eve's full name, first middle and last.
Shouting English instructions very loudly at someone who tells you they do not speak English, because a translator costs too much.
What is NAAHHHHHHHH
Eve began her reign of health equity at BHEM in this month and year.
What is July 2024?
This is Eve's new job title.
What is Program Manager (of SafeRx)?
What is Bolivia?
This is where Eve got her MPH from.
What is the Colorado School of Public Health?
Ensuring emergency plans reflect the lived experiences of historically excluded groups.
What is equity?
Eve contributed equity language to this statewide risk assessment required by CDC.
What is the PHRA?
This is how far Eve has to drive to her new office everyday.
What is trick question hehehe Eve doesn't have to drive at all because it is remote!?
SPECIAL QUESTION! Recite all the wonderful things about Eve for 45 seconds.
These are the 5 things that Eve is allergic to.
What are cashews, brazil nuts, black walnuts, mango, and kiwi?
We gave everyone the same amount of emergency supplies to be fair.
What is NAHHHHHH?
One of Eve's presentations at the 2025 Partners in Preparedness conference was titled this.
What is Addressing Disparities in Emergency Preparedness and Response OR What is Code Blue: Addressing Health Disparities in Severe Weather Response?
Eve is joining this organization, a local non-profit focused on health improvement.
What is Health Improvement Partnership of Santa Cruz County?