The Family Member Who
This cousin is treated like the golden child by every single family member of the Attia household
Sherri
This youngest sibling has begged for money in San Francisco streets in 2002
Hussien
Who is always spilling tea, but pretending not to gossip.
Amal T.
Always brings a dessert or snack to family events
Amr
This potential suitor was completely bashed in 2008 for wanting to marry the favorite Attia
Ahmed
This uncle loves to start drama, but also act like a therapist when the pot is stirred
Love you, Gido Ali
This auntie has a favorite child and we all know who it is, but they’ll never admit it
Sophie
She once roasted a family member, but turned out to be true
Salma
Standing ovations are something this family member would like to give to themselves
This family member takes 3-5 days to reply to texts.
Sherri
This uncle loves to take food off of people’s plates even if he doesn’t know them.
Tawt
Not only potatoes have ears, this person is known for likely entering everyone else’s conversation asking what they’re talking about
Aya
Most likely to turn a minor inconvenience into a full on saga
Marwa
Probably going to heaven before all of us for dealing with our shenanigans
Nderime
Amira
These family members swear to God in every single way possible, but never fasts when they lie in front of Blank street coffee
Marwa & Salma
She has earned a self inflicted pause from family trips
Amal
The inseparable duo treats running errands as a team sport
Eman & Sam
Back hands are not only for playing tennis, this family member is great at giving those types of compliment
Sara
Beiging around people most likely to storm out on a Ramadan dinner because they’re not the center of attention
Sara bringing mokh
This family member is always late, but pretends it’s all of their siblings
Marwa
Speaking English fast isn’t his best quality
Rashad
Once rubbed the belly of their fathers childhood friend in the back portion of their home for more than a minute
Mickey
This in law is the most ride or die human the Attia’s have ever had encountered
Rania
Not only did he go to a few different colleges, he’s earned a PhD in “Yes, Dear.”
Mido