Rithik's rizztory:

Because his love life deserves its own cautionary tale.
Rithikisms:

The strange habits and sayings that make him the lovable chaos goblin he is.
Fact or capthik:

Was it actually him or one of his minions?
The Grind Never Rithiks:

Dreams, delusions, and future plans that may or may not require divine intervention.
Rithik general questions for those that know him
100

What's rithiks type?

5'10' tatted, cig smoker, forearm veined, dark aesthetic, latino dupe of himself

100

When and where was the first time Rithik tried sushi? 

Nobu Malibu, March 2022

100

Does rithik prefer showering before or after he brushes?

Showering before brushing

100

What type of tattoo does Rithik want?

Cybersigilism 

100

who were rithiks roommates in nyc

avi, jose, marcus, (bonus points for vik and snig)

200

x^2  + 3 = 11

8

200

rithik's favorite body part for himself

chest
200

which violent psycho did rithik get choked out by in high school?

Ayukt

200

what were rithiks majors in college?

CS Quant Bio 

200

what is rithik's favorite pizza

L industrie 

300

What is Rithik's favorite dating app? (hint it's not hinge because that's too easy

Raya

300

what is rithiks drunk guilty pleasure?

cigarettes or 7th street


300

Who's house or apartment did Rithik show up to at 6 am to go to the gym uninvited?

Nikhil

300

what schools did rithik commit to?

USC Northwestern Berkeley 

300

does rithik ride a surfboard regular or goofy?

goofy

400

What is Rithik's favorite word in a dating context?

Limerence

400

what is rithik's bodily tic?

cracking his toes (foot fetish in coming)

400

What issues did Rithiks car in college have? 

Busted speakers, engine issues? tires? idk rithik can verify all of them

400

What is Rithik's dream wedding location?

waterfall in Iceland

400

How does rithik sleep in bed

Over the comforter, under a blanket

500

BONUS SQUARE

First to give rithik a western lap dance wins this point


yeehaw mfs

500

Fav drug right now?

hinge


500

during rithik's first costa rica trip, he snuck this person into his hotel room. what was his name or occupation (be specific)

Justin. Hotel Employee

500

Rithik's ideal career

Quant @ quant or dalai lama, depends on the week 

500

Which country did Rithik have explosive diarrhea and beefed with tour guide about it? 

France 

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