Chicago, Illinois
Lake Michigan
His dialogues include Apology, Symposium, and Republic
Plato
After a 1949 Civil War, Chinese President Chiang Kai-Shek fled here
Taiwan
First Roman Emperor
Augustus Caesar
Before attempting to cover up the Watergate break-in, this Californian served as Vice President to Dwight Eisenhower
Richard Nixon
Buffalo, New York
Lake Erie
He described life in a state of nature as "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short"
Thomas Hobbes
Sri Lanka
During his brief time as emperor, he made his horse a Senator
Caligula
Killed Alexander Hamilton and later committed treason
Toronto, Canada
Lake Ontario
His "Groundwork of the Metaphysic of Morals" introduced the concept of the Categorical Imperative
Immanuel Kant
In 1982, Argentina and the United Kingdom fought a war over these islands
Falkland Islands
Contrary to popular belief, there is no evidence that he played violin during the Great Fire of Rome in 64 AD
Who is Nero
This Bush running mate famously misspelled Potato while volunteering as a spelling bee judge in 1992
Dan Quayle
Lake Superior
His "Dialectic" theory of history influenced Karl Marx
GWF Hegel
Namesake island of this animal

Tasmania
In his spare time, this emperor wrote the stoic philosophical treatise "Meditations"
Marcus Aurelius
Andrew Jackson said that one of his only regrets was that he did not kill this man, his former Vice President
John Calhoun
Alpena, Michigan
Lake Huron
This author of "The Feminine Mystique" later founded the National Organization for Women
Betty Friedan
Patmos
Robert Graves wrote a novel from the perspective of this emperor, who was mocked for his speech impediment
Claudius
Most recent Vice President to be charged with a felony
Spiro Agnew